Sep 27, 2025
therefore lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic doth break through and become obsessed with you;
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therefore lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and dangerous crow boy whose job it is to destroy plastic doth break through and become obsessed with you;
So I read the beginning of 3rd Nephi today and I'm still reeling over this letter going, "IT IS I, GIDDIANHI, SECRET KING OF THE BAND OF SECRET ROBBERS (Gadianton). PLEASE GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY AND ALSO CITIES. LOVE, ME - SECRET ROBBER KING GIDDIANHI" and when Lachoneus reads it "he was exceedingly astonished" because what the,,,
I too would be exceedingly astonished if someone flat out told me about their secret robber society
Oh! I figured out what the plot to the Mormon Good Omens thing could be! What if we were on the cusp of discovering life on other planets and God was like "no I don't want you to do that yet" and the Three Nephites had to sabotage NASA? That would be wild
the real purpose of the area 51 raid
get writin’ lads
fun joke to tell at church
“hey did you know nephi ben helaman had a horse? its name was beuntoyou”
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“woooooaaahhh, beuntoyou”
Fun fact: We know the names of the Three Nephites-- just not which names belong to them. All twelve names of the American disciples were recorded. Mormon just didn't tell us which ones.
that’s true! everybody place your bets, i’d say what chances we have of getting it right but that would involve math
For the 3 Nephites thing, every time they're about to say their names either the scene changes or some loud noise comes up and stops the noise.
concept: they take up Modern Aliases to blend in with Today’s World, but they’re just the names of the actors portraying them. however they are switched up so nephite a takes the name of the actor portraying nephite c and so forth
matthew 5-7: jesus giving a sermon to his disciples
3 nephi 12-14: jesus giving a sermon to his disciples
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!