#5 headcanons

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would you do another 5 headcanons game with a/b/o sebcedes?

once again broke out the random number generator-- 1 is omega, 2 is beta, 3 is alpha

seb: beta

nico: beta

lewis: alpha

fucking around with the omegaverse worldbuilding in this one. cw for underage sex, anti-dynamic and racial discrimination, homophobia analogues, bad brocedes vibes... anyway what if betas ran the world lmao

In 2014, after eleven years of scent blockers and rut suppressants, Lewis Hamilton won his second title and immediately released a public statement admitting that he was an alpha. There had been speculation, if that's what you want to call the mocking tweets that don't even bother to dog-whistle their racism, for years. Lewis had been sick of responding with the same lines about how he was proud to represent Black men of all dynamics, sick of educating ignorant interviews about the historical violence that had led the rate of alphas in the Black population to be five times higher than the white and the racist roots of anti-alpha discrimination. That wasn't why he did it. He did it because he could count on one hand the number of people in motorsport who knew, and after the season they'd just had, he'd rather everyone in the world know than let Nico Rosberg have one more thing to hold over him.

The first time they'd fucked again after they'd both presented-- Nico almost six months before his eighteenth birthday, precocious as always, and Lewis only a day or two after his own--Nico had paused to look down at Lewis where he lay supine on the bed. "Aren't you supposed to want to be the one giving it to me, now?" he had asked, and Lewis had shrugged, and Nico had said, "Wow, you're not just a mutt, you're a bent mutt," and the shame had twisted so tightly in Lewis's insides that he'd knotted into the air before Nico could even slide into him. It had taken Lewis almost a decade of jerking off to the memory of Nico's sneer as he said it before he realized he hadn't been joking.

It had never bothered Lewis that Nico was fucking Mark Webber. That was the price of admission for omegas, letting your beta teammate have his way with you, but at least there was one. More than could be said for alphas. It had bothered Lewis more to think about Sebastian Vettel fucking him, but that was because Sebastian had beaten Lewis in 2010, and then kept on winning, his cheeky little dick hard in his fireproofs on the top step of every podium. It was barely any thicker than the smug finger he kept raising, and sometimes, all throughout that 2014 season, Lewis had caught himself missing the view. If Lewis was an omega, and they were teammates--if Mercedes had sacked Nico, like they'd been rumored to have talked about, and brought Lewis and Sebastian on at the same time in 2013-- Lewis would have no choice but to bend over and take it from him. Lewis would beat him, in equal machinery, Sebastian's cum still dripping from his wet hole.

Instead, he kept beating Nico, and even fucking him, sometimes, giving him the knot Nico wasn't too proud to beg for. When Lewis let Nico fuck him, he was bent, backwards, broken, but when Lewis fucked Nico, he was nothing better than a dog, a mess of instincts and animalistic need, not fit for human society. Whichever way they did it, Nico won. Lewis wanted to stop, but he couldn't. Until he clinched the 2015 title in Austin. And then he woke up to paparazzi photos of Nico leaving some trashy dive bar with Sebastian Vettel, like Jenson always used to-- because when Vettel hadn't been fucking Webber, he'd been fucking Jenson, who when he wasn't fucking Vettel had always been fucking Nico, at least when Nico wasn't fucking Lewis, but somehow, Seb and Nico hadn't, at least not as far as Lewis knew, because maybe Nico knew that some part of Lewis would never forgive him if he exercised that particular beta privilege-- and the last thread of Lewis's patience for Nico snapped.

Nico won the last three races of the season, and the first three of the next one, before Lewis decided that maybe, as bad as fucking Nico was for his head, losing to him was worse. Nico won the 2016 title anyway, and retired, and that was the end of the worst chapter of Lewis's life. He didn't mean to start fucking Sebastian, the next season, but some part of the dance was second nature by then. He knew what to say in a cooldown room, how to get under the skin of a beta who'd just lost and wanted a way to take him down a peg. He kept waiting for Sebastian's blue eyes to turn cold, for him to say something nasty, but Sebastian just loved getting fucked, it turned out. The one time Lewis tried to bring up Nico Seb stormed out and didn't speak to him for a week. Some part of Lewis, the part that didn't want to be a grown-up and talk about his feelings, was grateful.

[hey-hamlet]

Au be Izuku having a version of AFO, but AFO isn't his biological father?

When Izuku gets his quirk its pandemonium at the kindergarten. One of the workers was yelling at a child and using their quirk to intimidate them and Izuku jumps in-between them. The worker accidentally hits Izuku with their claw quirk, cutting his face. Izuku cries, curling his little hands into fists, now adorned with viscous looking claws.

The worker is screaming that "He stole it! He stole it!" Izuku is crying and bleeding, the little kid that was threatened is crying and thanking him, Katsuki is screaming and blowing things up because some old hag hurt Deku - its total chaos.

Someone next door ends up calling the cops who, unsurprisingly, make everything worse. The worker is screaming and calling Izuku a villain, Izuku is too stressed to give the quirk back and is covered in blood, surrounded by other crying children. They don't check to see that its his blood, or that the children are crying because they are worried about him. They grab him, shove him into quirk disruptor cuffs and take him off to the station for someone else to deal with.

When Nighteye comes into the Musutafu police station to drop off some paperwork, hes horrified to see the toddler covered in blood in the police lockup. He asks if that's possibly a villain with a shapeshifting quirk? Nope. That's an actual toddler who had a rough quirk activation holy shit hes going to kill someone. At this stage he is not enough in on the All for One secret to be as scared of the man as he should be, but when he wipes the blood from the kid's face, he does pocket the handkerchief. No harm in running a DNA test.

Izuku gets returned to his house by Nighteye who has no idea how to deal with a child, but thankfully little Izuku is such a hero nerd that being carried by All Might's sidekick is enough to stop him from crying. Inko asks if maybe Izuku should go return the quirk? And Nighteye says 'the person Izuku too the quirk from is the one who cut your sons face." and Inko looks like wrath made manifest and quiet growls "He can die quirkless, then."

Features All Might finding out about the mini AFO and getting told off by Nighteye because Izuku is a sweetheart (nothing to do with the fact he recognised Nighteye on sight and managed a teary smile at him. nothing at all. no bias here).

The DNA test comes back totally negative for a relation with All for One, but funnily enough a distant relation to All Might? Yeah, turns out Inko is Nana's daughter and OFA makes its wielders show up as distant relations. All Might is gonna be the best uncle for Izuku he swears to god.

Nighteye will fight him for that position. Inko is just happy to have free childcare.

[five-rivers]

Immortal Danny AU!!

It takes Danny longer than it probably should to realize he's not aging properly. Alicia's the one that points it out.

After a while, Danny lives in the Ghost Zone. He still visits Earth on a weekly if not daily basis. He's just more comfortable living among other unaging people.

Even though he thinks it's sort of selfish, he hopes at least one of his human loved ones will become a ghost when they die.

He and Sam dated for a while, but broke up because differences in apparent age made it too awkward.

Three separate restaurants in Amity Park have rules posted about not letting him order off the kid's menu.

[sigritandtheelves]

5 headcanons for how mulder felt about scully throughout the diana arc?

(under the cut. unedited. i’m not really writing again but here are some words.)

1.

He doesn’t know what to tell Scully because he never thought this would come up. He watches her try to figure him out, figure them out—whatever they are now or used to be. He realizes it is not fair.

She cools off and backs away, and he recognizes this as a sign that she’s hurt. Mulder has hurt her somehow, and this makes him angry. He channels this anger into drive: pushes forward on the case, pushes harder for Truth.

And then the office burns, and their lives seem to be burning, and he is numb. He thinks of nothing but his own losses.

2.

He’s furious at her, ashamed, embarrassed. He’s used to looking like an idiot but this time it’s worse because he thought surely, this time, they had to win. They had to be right, had to come out on top. He hates her science and he doesn’t want to listen to why she failed him, betrayed him. He’d pulled her from an alien womb, stripped its umbilicus from her very throat and dragged her through that cold metal deathtrap at the bottom of the world just to have her say she did not believe.

But she didn’t say that and he knows it. She said they didn’t have the proof. Again. As always. She’d tried to take his hand and say listen, say I am still with you, say we just need to keep looking. But it was much easier to be angry, so he hurt her.

He knew she was jealous. He let her be jealous.

And there was Diana, slipping into his desk chair, into his space, into his head with that cool whisper of I believe you, Fox. He felt himself unmoored, grasping for anything to right himself. He rushed headlong into recklessness, desperate for purpose, and he knew, he knew that Scully could see through it, but she stood beside him anyway.

For this, again, he almost resented her. If she were truly good, wouldn’t she know to leave him?

3.

She radiates jealousy and hurt and the need for him to come back to her, to steady himself against her, she, who has been here this whole time. Again this relentless goodness only makes him feel his failures more potently, so instead he says the worst thing to her that he ever could have said. He feels the hypocritical burn on his lips as it leaves his mouth that she is making it personal. He thinks maybe that he has pushed her too far, that she will slap him and spit in his face and leave him and quit, finally, and some part of him wants this because it is what he deserves.

Instead she grows cold like a statue. Again she stays.

4.

He reads the desperate fantasy of another man who would touch her, who would rescue her heart from Mulder’s own merciless neglect. His face burns as he reads about the softness of her breasts, the slick heat between her legs, and the whimper of need on her lips. The burn he feels is fury, pure rage, because these things are not this other man’s to describe. But also they remind him that she is beside him and beautiful and worthy of a love that he withholds.

It is not lost on him, the irony that her heart was nearly ripped out on his apartment floor, that she will scream-sob into his chest but still not tell him what she wants, needs, from him. Her heart’s blood is on his hands, quite literally.

He knows that somewhere inside himself, he is so in love with her that it would split him in half if he tried to even look at its immensity. His love for her would send him spiraling outward into an uncertain void. He has already felt a wobble in his axis at times, looking at her while she sleeps or reads a case file with that crinkle between her brows. His esophagus aches with so much swallowed guilt and affection.

After he cleans her blood from his floor, though, he begins to allow himself small glimpses, partial contemplations, of what it would mean to let himself love her. It is terrifying.

5.

It is only after his brain is set ablaze with fever and madness that he recognizes the magnitude of his mistake. Her love is an ocean without end, planetary in breadth and depth. It is the center of his orbit, not its undoing.

He feels her every step through the hospital corridors and screams for her. He doesn’t even remember Diana’s name. When she leaves—to save him, again—he feels her absence like the sun gone suddenly cold. Scully, he thinks. And then over and over until the ocean returns, Scully Scully Scully Scully.

She saved him. He owes her everything. He’s said these words before, but he finds them again inside himself and recognizes their fuller weight and truth now, so he adds new words: constant, touchstone. They are still not enough to say what he means.

The sound of her heels has almost reached the elevator when he realizes: she is slipping away again without really knowing. She doesn’t yet understand what he meant, what he’s finally let himself want.

“Scully, wait,” he says.

She turns, eyes wet and brows raised, waits for him to catch up with her. She looks small and trusting and he has never loved her more. He doesn’t try to find any more words but walks straight to that perfect mouth and kisses it, palms again on her cheeks, bandaged head or not. She melts against him. He wants to carry her back to his apartment, but he is already dizzy from his determined charge through his hallway. He pulls back, kisses her again twice more and softly.

“You’re so much more than my friend, Scully.”

Her eyes dart across his features, terrified and hopeful. She nods. She tells him she will come back after work, that she will bring him dinner. She touches his face once more, like she can’t bear not to, and then steps into the elevator.

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how about the sunhawk? 👀

5 headcanons lets goooo:

1.) Talanah plays some kind of woodwind instrument, the Horizon equivalent of a flute and sometimes she busts it out to play with the band in the Lodge.

2.) She can hold her liquor very well. She and Erend sometimes throw caution to the wind and have a shot competition. Erend has not won to this day.

3.) Her favorite machines to hunt are Stalkers, for the challenge and strategy involved.

4.) She can also sing! Hums a lot to herself as she goes about Sunhawk duties. She's a little self conscious of this talent though, not many have heard her.

5.) Talanah is proficient at hand to hand combat as well. Not that that comes in much handy with machines, but she can absolutely take a man to the floor if she needs to.

:)

[gaslightgallows]

Good Omens coffee shop AU.

Oh god why would you do this to meeeeeee I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

1) It's Aziraphale's coffee shop, obviously. Like, that's even the name over the door (Anthony convinced him that "A. Z. Fell" was just too stuffy and he should go with the nickname instead.) He doesn't even really LIKE coffee but he couldn't get a small business loan for a tea shop. Something about "too old-fashioned" and "not in the right part of town" which just irks him to no end. So the tea is actually cheaper than the coffee but none of the customers care about the drinks because the cake is just THAT GOOD. (Really it's more of a cake shop.) (Yes this is me crying about my own local coffee shop I haven't been to since March.)

2) His silent partner Anthony is always draping himself over chairs and drinking things that are definitely neither coffee nor tea, and he says he's there to keep an eye on his investment but he doesn't ever seem to mind when a few quid go missing from the til. Aziraphale can't figure out where the money's going but Anthony tells him not to worry about it. It's not until later that Aziraphale realizes that Anthony's been swiping from the til to give to the homeless people who hang around the front and back doors. And he can't call him on it, because Aziraphale's also been giving them food and coffee, free of charge.

3) The most obnoxious customer BY FAR is Aziraphale's old boss Gabriel. Aziraphale used to be in corporate investments before he bought the coffee shop and Gabriel predicted that he would crash and burn within six months, that he was useless on his own and would come crawling back to the firm asking for his old job. The fact that Aziraphale's Coffee Shop has not only survived but become a thriving part of the local community is the worst possible thorn in Gabriel's side and Aziraphale LIVES FOR IT. He always makes a point of giving Gabriel a twenty percent discount on his latte and scones, like of course a corporate banker would need a discount at the coffee shop. "Oh no, old chap, no trouble at all, we're doing quite well enough to help out a friend." And Gabriel seethes.

4) There are a couple of less than stellar blokes who come in sometimes, making a bit of a scene, scare the customers, try and intimidate Aziraphale. Anthony won't say who they are but Aziraphale has suspicions. One day Anthony doesn't come to the shop and Aziraphale's very scared, thinking that these old 'business associates' have done something drastic. He calls Anthony's flat and gets nothing but the answering machine, but just when he's starting to panic, Anthony saunters in saying something about "cleaning up old business" and Aziraphale's so relieved he bursts into tears while he's kneading sourdough.

5) Half the regular customers think that Aziraphale and Anthony are married. Or that they're at least dating. C'mon, they have to be... don't they? The other half insist that they must just be business partners. They can't be friends, they don't even like each other, they're always arguing! Although the one who looks like an aging rock star does call the baker 'angel' all the time, but that doesn't mean anything.

[taleasoldastime-andspace]

Garcy!Librarians

I mean I could do Actual Proper Librarians, but that's not nearly as fun as The Librarians

1. Lucy Preston has been the Librarian for a long time, and she's good at it. Sure, sometimes it gets lonely with only Connor and Denise for company - especially since they hardly ever leave the Library. But hey, she gets to travel the world, learn so much about so many different things, and then there's the magic, so yeah. Maybe she'd like some company sometimes, but she wouldn't trade this gig for anything

2. Lucy's Seen A Lot, but somehow she's still surprised when a man shows up at the Library out of the blue one day, through the back door, without tripping the intruder alert. Lucy's convinced at first that he's one of the many Bad Guys (I mean look at him, he's obviously a Bad Guy) that have tried to get their grubby mitts on the artifacts over the years, but the Library? Seems to like him? And the Library's always been a good judge of character, but honestly. But the absolute weirdest bit is when he informs her, cool as you please, that his name is Garcia Flynn and he's her Guardian

3. Lucy's all Joke's on you, tree man, I don't have a Guardian and Flynn's like you do now, and when Lucy comes back with Says Who he hits her with a crooked grin and a Says You and hands her a journal written in her own handwriting, what the actual Freaking what and Denise and Connor are watching this like it's a tennis match and when Lucy tells them I Have Never Seen This Man Before in My Life they just grin and say We've been trying to get you to work with a Guardian for years, obviously Future!Lucy has more sense than you, we bless this union my children

4. At first Lucy is not vibing at all with this situation. Having a gun-toting ent trailing in her wake is really cramping her style. How is she supposed to retrieve artifacts when he keeps shooting her contacts?! (Flynn, patiently: Lucy, your last 'contact' tried to steal your soul and feed it to a spider demon, I don't think shooting him was an overaction Lucy: it's not my fault it was a slow Thursday! And anyway we got the Vial o' Venom, so I'd say it was a resounding success) Slowly, though, they develop a System wherein Lucy Retrieves Artifacts and Flynn Has Her Back, and it gets to the point where they can communicate with a head tilt and a raised eyebrow (which is really handy if you're afraid of being overheard) and eventually even Lucy has to admit that she doesn't know how she survived so long without him (Flynn, grinning: I told you we'd be quite the team one day Lucy, blushing: shaddup, dork)

5. Eventually they become parents to three baby Librarians, Rufus, an engineer who can build anything (he's basically a one-man A-Team montage), Jiya, a streetwise hacker who occasionally Sees Things, and Wyatt, ex-special forces and secret art history professor. And at first Flynn isn't too happy to have them crash the party (we're already a great double feature, we don't need a series) but Lucy (and the Library) Insist (Lucy: look at them, Flynn, they're so Tiny and Adorable Flynn: have you... Have you ever looked in a mirror...?) But they're so helpless in the field (good at the magic, but hopeless at self-preservation, and besides, Wyatt's outrage every time Flynn saves his life is hilarious) that he can't help but feel responsible for them, and their dorkiness is kind of endearing, and okay, fine, they're our children now, but I will Not be a single father here (Jiya: you two are cute, how long have you been together? Lucy: wut Flynn: see, sweetheart, I told you there was no point in Hiding our Love)

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Sundays and the In-Betweens

Prompt I by @dianefuckinglockhart​: McHart AU, Diane is pregnant

Part I, Chapter I: Sleepless