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Preparing to make a survey of temporal and spacial anomalies in Santa Fe

#aka waiting in line at meow wolf #I'm wearing my science delta and bat'leth necklace and everything #tale spins

This is gonna be funny to see

When you go to someone else's place, you're going to end up following the house rules. If Qatar can confiscate rainbow flags and ban United armbands when they host, it only makes sense that Seattle can similarly set the rules for their stadium.

#i don't support any of these people but this is hilarious

sedesapostolica

Which seat would you take?

#Mary and Joseph should be sitting together. they're married #that being said either 5 or 6 #i love my boy Paul and Elijah works probably be very snarky and entertaining

sophsun1

Psych – 6.16: Santabarbaratown

#i used comma to the top in casual conversation once i was very proud of myself #the person i was talking to thought i was hilarious (i don't think they were familiar with psych)

despazito

misscrazyfangirl321

@taleasoldastime-andspace

#you know me so well :)

The next chapter of the corporate horror story my working life has somehow deteriorated into will apparently feature the surveillance of employees and corporate stooges who monitor the feeds for the sole purpose of calling said employees and yelling at them for not doing their jobs correctly

#it's not at my base yet but unless they get serious pushback it's only a matter of time #also the Santa Fe base is adorable and they're going to be tearing it down in favor of one of their bland cookie cutter boxes #in the words of my little buddy Beni i need a new job #tale spins

Since Ladyhawke the Musical is not feasible at this time, I now want to translate The Phantom of the Opera into Klingon

#the gag is that he's ugly because he's got a smooth forehead #his mask has ridges #it would be Such a project but it could be so cool

damndorothea

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

#breakfast at my regular diner church English country dancing father's day video chat pack for work trip Forged in Fire #i am now considered a Regular at country dancing and suitable for pairing with newbies

jehovahhthickness

Tell the truth.

Why are y'all single?

#all the guys i know are already married or younger than me #not interested in going to bars #not willing to compromise my standards #no one's interested

Contestant whose blade performs noticeably worse than the other guy's: I think it's anybody's game at this point

#*narrator voice* it was not anybody's game #i like to try to figure out who's going to win based on the judges' comments #forged in fire

Soccer players fall So Dramatiquely

#we've got the world cup playing at work and they don't just fall. there are flailing limbs. there are contorted faces. they ✨bounce✨#like an elegant racehorse taken out at the ankles #i don't follow the sportsball but i am rooting for America on principle. i am constitutionally obligated

beginnerblueglass

Praise God from whom all blessing flow

okaybutwhycantihavemorecats

Praise him all creatures here below

swinging-stars-from-satellites

praise Him above ye heavenly host

taleasoldastime-andspace

Praise Father Son and Holy Ghost

Barred from watching Forged in Fire by some Disney+ outage, forced to watch Spider Noir on prime instead

#i am entertained so far

Just have to endure one more day of work and then I'm off to a tabletop gaming convention to help demo my cosplay group's Star Wars game and next week I'm helping out at the Santa Fe base

#and off again to go to outpost 77 #crucially i will not be here putting up with this nonsense for one glorious week #and hopefully I'll get some traction on some of the applications I've put in for work Anywhere But Here #tale spins

Management: you have to check and clean the restrooms every 30 minutes

Me: I'm not comfortable checking the men's restroom, especially after my coworker walked in on a guy with his pants down

Management: doesn't matter :) it's your job :):) just knock harder :) :) :)

Me: also you've moved the schedule around so we're working 8 hours by ourselves, we can't leave the desk unattended every half an hour

Management: call us whenever you need help!

Me: and you'll check the restrooms for us?

Management: no :) we'll watch the desk so you can check the restrooms :)

#management: yOuR oPnIoN maTtErS #me: *expresses opinion*#management: irrelevant #tale spins

I keep going back and forth on just getting a decent new job and trying to break into one of the careers I thought was cool as a kid

#unfortunately most of those careers take a lot of getting into and don't pay well at the outset #but also nobody is asking for interviews this is like being single all over again no one wants me personally or professionally #my problem is that i wasn't supposed to be working at my time of life i was supposed to be married and homeschooling my kids but alas #that obviously never happened #(which is not to say homeschooling and being a mom is not work it is and it's the worki wanted not being a corporate stooge)#tale spins

Me: maybe I'm overreacting and it's not as bad as I'm making it out to be

Management: here's a list of ways you are incompetent lazy and bad at your job

Me: never mind I hate it here

#they keep piling on new tasks and responsibilities on top of what we already have that are FAR outside the scope of the job #plus they're trying to get us to lie about when services are ordered so their numbers will look better for corporate #i am not getting paid nearly enough for this nonsense #tale spins

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