#5 olives

[somethingwitholives]

what's with the olives?

Thought it might be nice to explain my olive rating system...

1 olive  :: completely undrinkable.  could not finish.  

2 olives :: really did not like.  but still drank it because reasons.

3 olives :: liked it.  but did not love.

4 olives :: really liked it.  made note to order it again.

5 olives :: the hands down.  best bloody.  ultimate fave. 

[welovethatdirtywater]

Do you see this?  DO YOU SEE THIS DIRTY BIRD.  Gin. 5 olives. Tall glass.  Served by a tall drink of water.  M was unfortunately not present for this one, but upon receiving a text message picture of it, dubbed it an olive balancing act.  Yes.  All yeses.  Did I love it?  Yes.  Was R. Kelly's "Step in the Name of Love" playing?  Yes.  Did a man try to hit on us while attempting to take my last olive out of my glass?  Yes.  Did I threaten to serve him an uppercut with said olive?  YES, YES and YES.  Green Street 2.0 redeemed itself 10 fold. 

SO your mission is to go sit at the bar and ask for an extra dirty one, smirk at saying "extra dirty" because you are still 12 years old (well, hopefully you are not REALLY 12 years old because then you are not legal and why are you at the bar anyway?) and then toast yourself for a job well done.