5sos as things my brother has done
ashton: when a telemarketer called asking for 'dan', he called the number back and asked for 'dan' and when they said dan wasnt there he said "yeah well hes not here either so stop calling!"
calum: at our brothers wedding he gave his best man speech and said "all i can say is im glad its not me" and sat down. that was it.
michael: in high school his bed was the former top bunk of bunk beds so there was an open space underneath it and he called it 'the hole' and would go in there to write in a journal and would let anyone but my older sister, Danielle inside 'the hole' and he always ended the journal entry with "p.s. danielle smells like poop"
luke: when he was told he couldnt eat in the car, he rolled down his window and stuck his head out to eat his kit-kat and almost got decapitated by a semi