Imagine Dori taking it upon himself to attempt to teach you to be a proper court lady
Dori: lass you are holding the tea cup wrong. You : * looks at Thorin rather confused * what does it matter? Dori : if you are going to be the future queen you need to behave like a proper court lady Thorin : Dori one of the reasons why I love her is because she doesn’t act like one of the court ladies. Dori : you might but the other members of court won’t. You : then fuck em Dori : but you need to~ You: *interrupts him* wanna know what I think of that? *starts farting loudly and aggressively *












