Aug 14, 2025
Some patients had donuts and coffee delivered from that new fancy trending shop. People grabbed their cups and started swapping coffee stats. Most landed at one or two cups a day.
Shen (grinning to the students): Three to four. But iced latte, so technically, I'm hydrating.
Robby (deadpan, chartting, without looking up): Seven.
Shen: Seven what?
Abbot (sipping): Cups. Black. No sugar. No cream. Just the milk of human kindness.
Robby's been doing this since med school. No one's seen him blink since 2005.
#in this ED the day and night shifts do not fight over free food#or do they lol#the pitt#john shen#jack abbot#michael robinavitch#rabbot#if you squint#hc robby's secret hobby was coffee brewing - the beauty of its texture aroma culture#like dude knew good and bad coffee and enjoy a good cuppa and hate bad ones#but when you are ED head it is what it is - the pure functionality/or more a psych thing in robby's case#abbot used to put butter in his morning cup lol#spreading my robby&abbot neurodivergency agenda#724684006#or not?#rabbot antics