#7pm shitposts

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from what i’ve gathered, there are two subspecies of shadowvanilla/truthlessage artists and they are:

subspecies A. “i categorically refuse to draw their stupid hats”

subspecies B. “every time i draw them their stupid hats get bigger”

on that note i’m curious soooo poll time!

their stupid hats are…

horrible and i refuse to draw them

haunting me and continue to get larger each time i draw them

Voting ended onMay 8

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been getting into bannerfall at the behest of some of my mutuals and watching the in-game chat go by is so delightful

like,

ahh yes, the duality of man

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incredible things happening in my front yard today

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lowkey wanna crawl outta my skin a lil bit but i’m sure mozzarella sticks will help

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*blearily turns on the kitchen light and there’s a creature in the haus*

guh- hii creature … yyou wan sum choccit chipss??

*sleepily opens my fridge and pours some chocolate chips into your lap*

*shuffles off to bed again*

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i’m going to check and see if our wife ao3 is home yet

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breaking news: no one is having a better week than @burgertimewifi who has expertly engineered a scenario in which half the fandom will be feeding them truthlessage art and fics every single day for the full week. shoutout to burger for their community service in instigating the creation of more gay cookie content.

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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” well i asked the @kuipermoth and it slipped me a drawing of his moth-sona shaking and looking extremely bewildered and confused