#7thdeterminedkid

[withoutcomedy]

(for the express non-verbally meme) Flirty

SEND ME AN EMOTION AND I’LL DESCRIBE HOW MY MUSE EXPRESSES IT NON-VERBALLY.

Flirty

When Sans is flirty he becomes more touchy than normally. He’ll nudge one’s shoulder, and lean in closer. In general, his posture would exude confidence, and though he’ll just hunch as he always does, his body language would be rather self-assured and controlled. He’ll also probably cast long, intense looks at the other, conveying mischief and the aforementioned self-confidence at the same time. This playfulness would be complimented by winks, or gestures of his hand.s Maybe he’ll place them somewhere in the open, instead of hiding them away in his pockets. 

Naturally, there will also be laughs, be it as his own stupid jokes or at something the other said. Depending on how nervous he feels about flirting, he might tap or fidget his fingers. Though, I headcanon him to be confident enough to flirt without problems, most of the time. It really depends on who he is flirting with though.

@7thdeterminedkid

[comicsans82]

Frisk holds up a box of a heart-shaped chocolate chip cookie pie with chocolate inside. Her cheeks blushing lightly as it was wrapped up in a red bow. "Happy Valentine's Day, Sans!"

Sans looks into the box at the pie. “oh, you made this?” 

It looks really delicious. She must have spent a lot of time on making this for him, and he is filled with gratitude. “thanks, frisk. this looks good. really good,” he smiles as he closes the box and looks back up at her. “it makes me feel sort of bad that i just bought you something... but hey, if you aren’t busy with anything else today, maybe we could split it.” 

He considers whether the two of them could actually manage an entire pie before suddenly reaching into the pocket of his shorts and pulling out a book. “i was looking around the card isle and saw this. it made me think of you,” he explains as he hands it over. 

It’s a book full of pick-up lines the store had out for Valentine’s Day, mostly of the cheesy pun variety. “you got plenty of good ones, but i thought you might be running out by now. i didn’t go through and read ‘em, either, so they’re all yours.”

[withoutcomedy]

Things that bug Sans

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[putting them all in one post to save some space.]

1. One thing that bugs Sans are people who can’t take a joke and take themselves overly serious. He doesn’t mind if someone has a different kind of humor, or doesn’t like bad jokes. However, what seriously irks him are people who can’t laugh about themselves, not ever.

2. It’s kind of hypocritical of him, but Sans also doesn’t like liars. He’s good at people reading and will generally know when someone isn’t telling the truth. Perhaps, however, that’s exactly why he has such a distaste for dishonesty. Trying to lie to Sans is probably a waste of time for both parties involved.

3. I think something else that bothers Sans are people that don’t think things through. Sans is a future oriented person (usually) and as such always takes the possible outcomes of his actions into consideration while making a decision or a plan. Yet, this is also why people that make rash decisions and fail to see the bigger picture can get on his nerves at times.

4. This should be obvious, but he is also irked by people who act inconsiderate towards others. That isn’t to say he thinks everyone should get along, or hold back with their opinion only to appease the other; however he really dislikes people that have no regards for other people than themselves.

5. Sans dislikes being told what to do. Call that one childish or cocky, it probably is both. Also, chances are, that he won’t do what he’s been told to do unless he sees a reason behind doing it, as well.

6. Scientifically inaccurate scifi movies or books. This one is just a slight annoyance to him, but he might make a snide remark here and there while watching these. If he cares enough, that is.

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[king-dreemy-archived-blog]

"Reminisce”

Send me “Reminisce” for a memory my Muse holds dear. Send me “Flashback” for a memory they’d rather forget.

Asgore stood shocked, surprised by the being that stood mere feet before him.

“I found them in the ruins. They say they’re a ‘human’, whatever that is.” spoke a small goat monster.

The king knew all too well just what a human was. And what they were capable of. But this one was small. It was a child. A small part of the king wanted to pull his son away from the human out of fear of what it could do. But the rest knew that wasn’t the best plan. That this child could be just as shocked as he was, and that pulling his son away from them out of fear, would only scare this child further.

“They said that their name’s ‘Chara’.”

The look on his child’s face, he was clearly excited about meeting someone new. Someone close to his age. He practically beamed at the thought of having a new friend. Who was the king to take this happiness away from his son.

“Howdy, Chara.” The king finally spoke. “My name is King Asgore Dreemurr. But please, feel free to call me Asgore.”

“They kinda hurt themself when they fell. Do you think they can stay until they at least get better, dad?” the young goat pleaded.

“We’ll have to ask your mother. I may be king, but we all know who’s clearly in charge.”

“Do you think she’ll say yes?”

“It is highly likely.”

[artificial-dreamers-archived]

“All hail the Fluffy Goat Monsters!”

“Okay, now that’s just insulting to me right now,” Driela said. She already missed her monster form, but she wanted to accomplish this challenge.

Squatting down, her clone gave her stem a gentle poke. “You’re still a fluffy goat monster at heart,” she chuckled. “And you have that hat, which... sort of makes you a monster?”

[twotiredbeings]

🎟 for Sans & 🎀 for Frisk

🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies?

- Star probably watches anything honestly. He doesn’t mind bad movies, and anything that’s funny is alright with him.

🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories?

- Lygari loves hats and beanies. They’re the best. Generally stuff for in her hair or for on top of her head is great. Though she likes necklaces and bracelets as well. She likes to accessory herself

[withoutcomedy]

(for the make muse smile meme) [ACT] > [*FLIRT] "You must be the tricuspid valve, because you're pulling on my heartstrings!"

Make Sans (genuinely) smile! 

The skeleton smiles at the comment, but then again, when does he not? This kid’s attempts at flirting have always been horrible, and it amuses him greatly. Therefore, to express the mocking appreciation that he harbors for the child’s unsuccessful pick-up line, he reaches out his boney left and proceeds to ruffle her shoulder-long hair. 

“oh boy. guess i’m lucky i don’t have a heart then”, he squints at her, mischief glinting in his eye lights, “because if you tell another one of those, ya might put me under cardiac arrest.” He snickers. Yet, he is far from done. With a shrug, he falls silent, staying quiet just long enough to build up an extra amount of suspense before the delivery of his final performance, his finishing blow. “eventually, i’d just be a prisoner of love.” He winks. He knows his act.

[sans-pizza-butt]

She chuckled as the human read the sign. "One cheesiest cheese pizza, please," Frisk ordered. "Lay it on me!"

* heh. ok.

* one cheesiest cheese pizza for the cheesiest cheese kid.