Imagine charging yourself with the responsibility of making sure Thorin has fun and relaxes
You: *sitting down for a crappy breakfast when you realize it's been three weeks since you last spent time together* I need to go find Balin and Fili *abandons said breakfast*
*after hunting down both of them*
You: can both of you cover Thorin's work today? He's due for some mandatory fun.
Balin: *knows that Thorin often feels infinitely better after even a few hours with you* yeah, today is mostly just meetings, Fili needs practice any way.
Fili: I hate mandatory fun days
You: only cause you have to work hard, I need to go before the maids wake Thorin up. Later boys!
You: *stops the maid*
Maid: *smirks at you* another mandatory fun day for his majesty? Shall I have his breakfast waiting outside the door for when you are done plotting out his day?
You: yes thank you! Can you please make sure it's the fun day breakfast? Also ask if they could prepare us a picnic
Maid: chocolate chip pancakes, bacon, eggs, and sausage, and the royal deluxe picnic coming up.
Dwalin: *guarding Thorin's door* I'll make sure he doesn't try to hide it go to work.
You: thanks you two, fun days wouldn't be possible without you two! *runs off to the stables*
*once the planning is done you head to Thorin's room*
Dwalin: *gives you a thumbs up and a wink* knock him dead, kid
You: thanks Dwalin *spartan kicks open Thorin's door* wake the fuck up bitch, I'm kidnapping you for the day, we're going to have some fun!
Thorin: *sitting topless in bed, chokes on a sausage, and starts to hit his chest to stop himself from choking*
You: no dying that is not allowed today, so it tomorrow *pats him on the back*
Thorin: *once he's not dying* can you not kick my door in like that every time you decide it's fun day?
You: fine, now hurry up and eat breakfast, then get dressed for ram riding.
Thorin: help me with breakfast, knowing you you got distracted before you even started yours. Plus this is a lot of food I do not want any of it to go to waste.
*after breakfast*
you: *as Thorin is getting dressed you go fetch the picnic basket full of food waiting in the kitchens*
Bombur: make sure he eats a lot today, he normally eats so little
You: you got it Bombur, I don't know how he manages to resist your exquisite cooking.
Bombur: oh you are much too kind, you kids have fun.
You: thanks again! *runs back to Thorin's room* are you ready to go Thorin?
Thorin: yeah yeah you beast of burden, I still don't know how you roped everyone into helping you kidnap me like this, and be okay with it.
You: I am charming that's how, now come on!!
