#9.11.14

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Noobs: I hack to give myself invincibility or a longer reach when fighting people.

Technoblade (a master): I hack in order to lower my brightness past the lowest level the game allows.

Really everyone should get on Techno’s level. (His brightness level that is.)

This blitz tutorial is going very well. I’m taking so many notes for my own gameplay.

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Techno: Be sure to torrent as much Justin Bieber music as you can.

XD A perfect last suggestion to up your Blitz game. Thank you so much Techno. I will be sure to apply these fantastic strategies in my own gameplay.

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Technoblade: its ok

foolahoop (the guy he managed to get a kill on somehow): Wut?

Technoblade: you’ll do better next time

Technoblade: believe in yourself

foolahoop: xP k?

The other players are so confused. XDXDXD

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Techno: A bowl and a stick. That’s all we need.

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Techno: When you encounter enemies be sure to throw your armorer gear on the ground.

Okay he’s not going to play this game seriously I see. I’m... honestly a bit disappointed because I wanted to see what he could do under these restrictions. It would be like Harrison Bergeron short story.

buttertoxin (the person he gave his gear to): uh

buttertoxin: k

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LMAO and they’re an MVP+ so they probably know Technoblade at least by reputation. They are probably so confused.

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Oh gosh he’s actually playing a game with his brightness like this.

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I hope he wins. That would be hilarious.

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Techno: *turns brightness all the way down*

Techno: We’re gonna have to go even further.

Oh no.

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Okay, so we’ve set our framerate down to 10fps and our render distance down to 2 chunks. Good start. Good start.