Being best friends with Blair Waldorf would include...
- Getting fashion advice, whether you ask for it or not
- Having a love/hate relationship with Serena
- Comforting her every time she breaks up with Chuck or Nate
- Which, let's face it, is often
- Her comforting you just as well
- Dating on the UES? Not as easy as it may seem
- Her being the shoulder to cry on, even if she doesn't always seem like it
- Appreciating her intellect and her wit
- Sure, she may be a total bitch sometimes
- But she will always hug you when you're sad ❤
- Going to the BEST parties
- And by best, I mean most chaotic
- It's not an UES party if no one's fighting
- Or getting outed for some mega scandal
- You'd have a blast at every one though
- Gossip Girl targeting you frequently
- Eating lunch in the steps of the Met
- Being higher up than her Minions, obviously
- she demands you sit higher up, actually
- But only because otherwise the minions block the sun
- Definitely not to keep Blair quiet
- Knowing how to stay on her good side
- Though, you'll always be on her good side
- She may have a bit of a soft spot for you
- Possibly because her other best friend slept with her boyfriend
- Dorota being there for you, always
- She does not get paid enough, that woman
- Sleepovers at the Waldorfs
- Audrey Hepburn marathons and macarons
- Secretly befriending Dan Humphrey
- Helping plan Blair's birthday parties
- Because no one knows her like you
- Gossiping about everyone and everything
- Going through dating struggles together
- Talking her off of a ledge all the time
- Because she does not need to fire every single teacher that has ever wronged her!
- Except for Ms. Carr. Fuck Ms. Carr.
- Helping model her clothes from Waldorf Designs
- Being the less dramatic of the two
- But being able to put on a show, need be
- Having a best friend for life