Tenenbaum: "You are all loud and irritating and very, very bizarre, but I never sleep anyway so this cannot affect me. :)" Jack: "Ma. You have sensory processing disorder." Tenenbaum: *surprised pikachu face*
I’m so glad we share this headcanon that Tenenbaum just doesn’t sleep. No one has ever seen her sleep, catch her in the kitchen at 4am eating a cold boiled potato or a plain cracker and that’s her only meal of the day. She’s like a sleep-deprived ghost skulking about in the early hours of the morningJack: “I know you have no sense of self-preservation, but to ease my worries, please PLEASE get some rest!” Tenenbaum: “you dont have to worry I only hallucinate sometimes”
Jack: “you hallucinate?!??!?!”













