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Who would win?
Darth Vader
Napoleon Bonaparte controlling an army of a billion lions
Napoleon controls the lions the way a pokemon trainer controls pokemon. It’s not esp, but they will obey commands like “claw” or “get in line”
Darth Vader and Napoleon + the lion army are magnetically pulled to fight one another. There is no hiding.
Pokémon win against a billion lions because a billion lions is unsustainable, and multiple pokémon can escape by flying, digging, surfing, and/or teleporting, at which point they can wait out the lions.
a billion lions from…real life I guess?
Name: A Billion Lions
Media: Real Life Hypotheticals
Wiki: Lion - Wikipedia
What Pokémon type would a billion lions be?
Bug or Grass
Dark or Ghost
Dragon
Electric
Fire
Fairy or Psychic
Fighting or Normal
Flying
Ground or Rock
Ice or Water
Poison
Steel
you know, like every Vs Battle, i think time would be much better spent making fanfic and art out of 1 Billion Lions vs every Pokémon than arguing over it
like, imagine a neverending sprawl of lions, stretching out to and beyond the horizon, a gigantic lion comprised of smaller lions lies in the background. They're all chilling in the sunlight. A pulse of light goes through the sky. Some lions open their eyes, and turn their heads toward the sun, a spindly silhouette now before it. The next second, all of them are dead. Only their charred bones and ashes left behind. Arceus has brought its Judgment upon them.
Who wins?
One of every Pokémon
A billion lions
RULES:
It is an all-out free for all. No turns. All pokédex entries are considered canon for this.
The lions are normal lions. No lion ladder or whatever. Normal lions. And they all hate the pokémon, as do the pokémon in return.
okay but a billion lions can beat all valkyries in honkai
“a billion lions vs every pokémon bluh bluh” i honestly don’t even wanna fucking hear it because even if we ignore the fact that there are SINGLE pokémon who have abilities that could explode a planet, you know what abilities ALL pokémon have that lions don’t? THE ABILITY TO IMMEDIATELY HEAL TO FULL AFTER BEING DEFEATED. honestly pokémon healing ability is so busted just have every pokémon capable of learning synthesis or leech life or literally any healing ability use it over and over again and the lions will get tired before even half the pokémon run out of PP
