#a buffoon

[qvietspvce]

hwenever i see tags that shorten pretty to p i'm like??? me??? what am i doing??? oh.... Not Me. and it gets me EVERY TIME

[thecowboykatsuki-anon]

Why oh why did I agree to go out after working horses for 6 hours

[jack-0f-stars]

me: *goes to sleep at like 4 am*

me: *wakes up at 8 am absolutely exhausted*

me:

[spotlightstudios]

I NEVER ADDED BG TO ARTFIGHT-

[splinter-sister]

I have, actively, 9 rps going all across my rp accounts. I'm getting to them slowly and I'm sorry about the time it takes to do them the way I like I didn't realize I had so many!

[anx1oustig3r]

IS MALACHY SUAVE?

HAS HE HAD ANY BAD/EMBARRASSING ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS?

VERY GOOD QUESTIONS

i do see him as, he tries his hardest to be suave god bless him but he’s a big fucking dork and quite easily makes an ass out of himself in front of women and men alike (mireska had to get it from somewhere)

HIS WORST ENCOUNTER IS MAYBE, trying to impress a potential partner with a few pints, not realising he already blew his money, having to save face by casually betting himself into fights, losing said bets and ultimately resorting to trying to mug someone just to pay off a tab and getting promptly kicked out and laughed at for several months after. needless to say that person didnt contact him again

he also most likely ended up in a coughing and spluttering smoke fit during spice because he refused to stop smoking even when his date was like “can you fucking not”

[lavenderapollo]

clownery

i shake my head and my ears jingle

i am a jingly little man

i am your jester

i wear my little hat upon my ears

i am the finest form of fool

and i am everything you wish you could be

[holyguardian]

🥳 Fully vaccinated! Second dose hit immediately & in the line-up for it was roped into a shift this afternoon so going to try beat down these icky feelings with a broom.