Dec 9, 2025
Waterboy this-- Waterboy that--You wanna know who the original fucking Waterboy is??? Gregory Hirsch wasn't getting wet and pathetic at Waystar Royco everyday just for you bitches to give the credit to another tall ass twink. Tom Wambsgans didn't single handedly make that autistic man wet in the workplace for you to forget him!! HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS!!
#/j#ofc ofc lol#the more wet and pathetic fictional men the better#but also im gonna need someone else to start pointing out the parallels real quick#and also an AU..#a couple of AUs...#gregory hirsch#greg hirsch#tom wambsgans#tomgreg#succession#waterboy#dispatch#dispatch game#waterboy dispatch#dispatch waterboy