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send me asks bc its 5 am and I'm bored

#ricca talks #send asks #to me #a normal human #(rping as a human rn)#JOKING LOL

Assumption: you are actually a fish

*laughs nervously* haha,,,,,,, why would you think that??? i’m a human! i do normal human things like uhhhhh breathing and swimming in schools— uh um i mean going to school haha

#haha shout out to all my fellow humans #drop a like if you’re a human like me #that’s what humans say right #i mean of course they do #no one would know better than i #a normal human

A fun little thing I’ve never mentioned. Demi’s house is about the size of a normal little cabin. But all the counters and stuff are yordle height. The ceilings are high and a human can stand up in the house without problem though.

#a normal human #not a super tall one #headcanons #about the muse #ooc

#me #i love sitting on the ground #a normal human #🧚‍♀️

Critter Money Problems

"Pats!" Maine yelled frantically as he burst through the front door. He was wearing a brown fedora, a striped tie hung from his neck, and he carried a black briefcase.

Patty was in the kitchen stirring a strange pot of baby blue soup, a black apron with the words "There's no bitchin' in my fuckin' kitchen" printed in large white letters strapped to her.

"What's wrong?" she asked, visibly concerned.

"We have no money!" Maine announced. As he flailed his critter arms around, the briefcase flew open, scattering blank paper everywhere.

"Oh no!" Patty yelled, "How will we pay the tax human?"

The two looked at each other, hardly able to contain their laughter. Standing in the hallway was their neighbor, a human female with chestnut brown hair named Tessa. The young woman had always found the critters rather confusing, but tended to remain out of their lives. That was until they crashed through her window whilst being chased by ninja mice.

"What are you two talking about?" she asked, scratching her head.

"We're playing Human." Patty said, as if that was self-explanatory.

"It's a critter thing." Maine added, taking off his hat. "We make fun of human things like taxes, plodding and depressing lives, and war."

"You guys don't pay taxes?" the human inquired.

"Tessa." Patty flatly stated, "We're animals."

#a human in the apartment!?#say it isnt so!#okay just about all of the tenants are humans #meet Tessa Parkinson #a normal human

once i somehow got my ex to stop wearing skinny jeans bc i offhandedly said something about how they can twist your balls and he looked scared for a minute then i never saw him wear tight pants again.

remember ladies, men are weak and sometimes it doesn’t take much to get to them

#high school was wild #apparently his balls are more important than my feelings cause he listened to that but not..... me asking him to speak to me like #a normal human #i asked him to stop pretending he didnt do hella drugs and he just... pretended to not notice tht i guess...

@vape MATT STILL HAS HIS SHITTY URL EVERYONE AND THEIR DOGS ARE MUTUALS WITH HIM ITS PREM DUMBASS

#tumblr won't let me reply to my own posts so i can't talk to u like #a normal human