oh my God roachie despawned

hi i'm anakin and welcome to jackass

[sreegs]

i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr

[sreegs]

man what did i click on that tumblr thinks im gay

[teaspoon-sarah]

the sign in button?

[sreegs]

[owlet]

thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

[owlet]

[anakinfuckwalker]

Getting my root canal done!!!!!♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[dogpuppy]

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[girlsuggestion]

protect bisexual boys

[targaryenwig]

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

[froglawnmower]

we are suggesting this to girls

[targaryenwig]

who is we? who are you

[froglawnmower]

italian shadow government

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[anakinfuckwalker]

Taking submissions for treat ideas for after my root canal

[itshype]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[the-quasar-hero]

Ungentrified version

[themainspoon]

[dustyoldclock]

the sandwich with no words is so uncanny. Its like its staring at me, like I was never supposed to peel back the text.

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[creekfiend]

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

Hello.

[creekfiend]

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

[tuftedpygmysquirrel]

I can go upside down.

[creekfiend]

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

[audiobyte-moved]

peeing after robot sex so i dont get an hdmi

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[guiltygearofficial]

Robo-Ky is not getting any pussy this June.

[guiltygearofficial]

July's not looking good either.

[jumex]

[brucefromfamilyguy]