oh my God roachie despawned

hi i'm anakin and welcome to jackass

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[sailatina3]

[sqweanky]

YOOOO manic breakdown POSTPONED LOOK AT THIS THING

the kowari....

[squeakitties]

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

[squeakitties]

a lot of people were krilled

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[sianvarr]

oh to be carefree like this. theyre both so fucking epic

[screechingfartdinosaur]

She should be at the club

[dogpuppy]

[kvothes]

so true

[lesbianredpanda]

Official Wednesday post

[westiec]

It's Tuesday

[shopwitchvamp]

Happy "Not Only Is It Not Friday, It's Not Even Thursday, Official Wednesday, It's Tuesday" Monday, everyone

[ostolero]

if there were five Beatles. what kind of world is that?

[ostolero]

imagining one more people

[oneheadtoanother]

[urie]

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

[urie]

just a work of pure art

[evilscientist3]

California quail we're unforgettable,

Black head with big feather on top

[funstyle]

Gaga couldve just said lets have some fun this beat is sick i wanna take a ride on your penis dick. But she went with disco stick because shes a what? poet.

[knightelf]

[sketched-mess]

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward