#a passagem

[royalarchivist]

Pac: Tamo junto, Fitch.

Fit: 😘❤️

Over one year after their first (official) date, Fit and Pac finally have their first kiss. 🥹💕

[desualt]

I made a compilation of reactions to Tubbo's machines in Arkanis. The second day was my favorite for the caos lmao

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: I don't know my left and right!

Bad: What do you mean you don't know your left and right?!

Tubbo: I'M DYSLEXIC!!!

Bad: That's got nothing to do with left and right!!!

Tubbo: Oh my god, it literally does! That's not even a bit, it's like the main thing of dyslexia! [Laughs]

Bad: I thought it was just like, mixing up the letters! You're saying you actually mix left and right difficult?

Tubbo: MATE– EVERYTHING'S MIXED UP!

Foolish: You know what, we'll see you on Twitter, Bad.

Bad: I– didn't know that, ok? I feel like– that's not a real thing!

Tubbo: WHAT?!? I'm sat right here!

Fit: Hmm... That's a little problematic, isn't it? It's a little problematic. 🤨

Tubbo: This is just like the chairs! He hates everything about me as a person!

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Bad: Go to the left, go to the left and–

Tubbo: I don't know my left and right! This way?

Bad: Left. Left left left!

Tubbo: [Shouting over him] SORRY!

Bad: What do you mean you don't know your left and right?!

Bad: You got it!

Tubbo: Thank you.

Bad: Yippee!

Foolish: [Laughs as he imitates Tubbo] "I don't know my left and right!"

Tubbo: I'M DYSLEXIC!!!

Foolish: [Chuckling] That was awesome.

Bad: That's got nothing to do with left and right!!! I think you're just dumb!

Tubbo: Oh my god, it literally does! It literally does.

Bad: No it doesn't!

Tubbo: I feel– Dude, I– [Puts his head in his hands] Mate.

Bad: [Sounding a little less-certain] ...Does it?

Tubbo: Yeah, it does!

Bad: Does it actually?

Tubbo: Yeah, it does!

Bad: Wait, really???

Tubbo: YEAH!

Foolish: Way to go Bad, now you're just an asshole.

Bad: Aw... :(

Tubbo: That's not even a bit, it's like the main thing of dyslexia! [Laughs]

Bad: I thought it was just like, mixing up the letters! You're saying you actually mix left and right difficult?

Tubbo: MATE– EVERYTHING'S MIXED UP!

Foolish: You know what, we'll see you on Twitter, Bad.

Bad: I– didn't know that, ok? I feel like– that's not a real thing!

Tubbo: WHAT?!? I'm sat right here!

Foolish: [Laughs]

Fit: [Sarcastic] Yeah, it's not real guys, it's not real.

Bad: No, I feel like he's making this part up!

Foolish: You see how he was mansplaining it to you? He was kinda mansplaining it too...

Tubbo: [Rubbing his temples] Just mansplaining to me dyslexia.

Fit: Hmm... That's a little problematic, isn't it?

Bad: No! I'm just asking if he's being serious or not!

Fit: It's a little problematic. 🤨

Bad: So it really isn't obvious, like your words?

Tubbo: This is just like the chairs! He hates everything about me as a person!

[royalarchivist]

Fit: I'm detecting homosexual activity happening on this patch of dirt right now.

Fit: The more things change, the more they stay the same, right?

❤️

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: OH we're gonna be good friends, oh we're already good friends it feels like! 🥹

Chrono Cosmo: I'll see you very very soon, but tell something to FitMC for me? Can you?

Foolish: Yeah, what do you want me to tell him?

Chrono Cosmo: Tell him that his boyfriend is going to die. 😈 [He vanishes]

Foolish: OH! Wow! 😨 Um... Ok. I can let him know I guess. [He rejoins the Wormhole VC while laughing] Um... Fit! I have good news and I have bad news.

Fit: What's the bad news?

Foolish: Um good news is giant big purple guy, um what's his name, Cosmo?

Fit: Uh, the Chrono person?

Foolish: Chrono Cos– Let's call him "Chrono." He um, he was talking about your boyfriend, the Brazilian one!

Fit: Oh, yeah? [Stammers] What did he say?

Foolish: Oh, the bad news though? Um, he said he's gonna die. 🫤

[Long pause]

Bad: Oh, that's unfortunate. 🫤

Fit: ¡Ay caramba, ay caramba! This is not good.

Foolish: Uh, yeah. So– but hey! At least like– at least he's like, rootin' for you guys, in a way! ...Sorta.

[royalarchivist]

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously] See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! 😚 Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins his group's VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever. He's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

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Tubbo: There should be a LOT more diamond ore–

Chrono Cosmo: [Suddenly appears behind him] Hey~

Tubbo: [Gets startled and screams]

Tubbo: ...Bro, you're a creep for that.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you know what I think? People hate me! Hate me so much!

Tubbo: I don't hate you! You're chill AF.

Chrono Cosmo: [Hums a sigh] I'm good, I'm a good person! But I'm bringing you a difficult mission. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Could you give me wool? Can I have wool? I'll do anything for wool.

Chrono Cosmo: [Fake sympathetic voice] Oh, I'm sorry, I cannot give you that. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Aw :(

Chrono Cosmo: But I can give you this– [They toss Tubbo a steak and laugh]

Tubbo: What's that? Oh! Wait–

Chrono Cosmo: It's a great and amazing cut. 💅

Tubbo: Oh! Thank you. I was actually hungry. Low-key.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you like it?

Tubbo: Yeah, it's decent. Is it gonna turn me into like, some kind of bug? Be real. Is it cursed?

Chrono Cosmo: Oh... [Laughs]

Tubbo: Low-key dude? You're kinda cunty! I love it.

Chrono Cosmo: Oh, I'm not! I'm just a good person walking around–

Tubbo: No, but in like a good way! Not in a bad way.

Chrono Cosmo: But let me give you your damn mission, ok?

[...]

Tubbo: Got it.

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously]

Tubbo: How do you want me to–

Chrono Cosmo: See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins the VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever.

[Stunned silence]

Foolish: I– [Laughs]

Fit: Really?

Tubbo: Not even kidding! Like, the big floaty big boss-man came up to me, and he's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

[Fit and Foolish laugh]

Tubbo: I'm not even kidding!

[royalarchivist]

Pac: [Seeing Fit died] I feel sick…[Walks to the edge of their hiding spot and sniffs] I'm going to leave, I'm going to go down, I'm going down! I'm going down. 😭💔

Fit: [Seeing Pac died] Oh no, Pac! 😦

[royalarchivist]

Tubbo: Morning crew is back! Morning crew isn't just back, but we're thriving, in a new world!

Pac: In the middle of space! And Mr. Chrono Cosmo wanna kill us! You know guys, if I die next to you, I-I- I'm fulfilled, you know? My destiny is 100%. 🥹

Fit: Same, same, same.

Foolish: No, you're gonna survive!

Tubbo: Yeah, same guys. In it 'til the end!

Fit: Ditto! Yeah.

Foolish: Ok, I don't plan on dying.

Tubbo: Foolish, we got other plans. 🙄

Bad: Let's kill Foolish.

Foolish: No, trust me– Pac already gave me the script, Pac already gave me the script, he said–

Pac: Yeah, Foolish, for you, here– [He tosses Foolish a sword] Shh, shh!

[Pac runs away laughing]