BREAKING NEWS
A Wedding In Distress, But Their Penthouse Appartement At 667 Dark Avenue Is To Die For
Celebrities: Something wicked this way comes. Esmé Squalor and Jerome Squalor’s wedding might be in trouble, reports says. Internal sources searched The Daily Punctilio and told the couple who married at the Vineyard of Fragrant Grapes that everything seems to have changed after both of them escaped the Hotel Denouement fire. Sources claim the city’s sixth most important financial advisor’s adoption of a young girl, Carmelita, might be part of the reason for the constant arguments. An external source assumes a shocking secret might be in the way: pregnancy! But who would be the dad? Reporters still ought to investigate Esmé Squalor’s kidnapping during the annual auction at the Veblen Hall at the hands of the evil Count Omar and his treacherous theatrical troupe. The Daily Punctilio searched both parties, but neither of them returned our contact.