☁️ dan’s younow march 21, 2017 ☁️
Dan or the Grim Reaper? SCIENTISTS CAN'T TELL
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-he's wearing pajama pants -it's cold -he's a Long Boy -he looks like a Sad Goth -he uploaded an isg -does he look like someone who's gonna wear yellow any time soon -his isg email has been ruined by the bee movie -he's not a brony -runescape memes -"i'm responsible for so many lesbian hookups" -non gender specific friends coming to your abode -Daniel -what would his Big Scandal be -probably nothing really exciting -actually he'd probably kill phil over cereal that's the answer -Get It Together Everyone -actually it's ok to cry sometimes life is sad -he's the worst -the drama just doesn't stop happening in the sims series -"i'm gonna get 'me and phil' fucking tattooed on my forehead" -if you use the code "SWAGLORD" at the checkout on danandphilshop you get 20% off t shirts -also the good ol #DanAndPhilPlushies contest u can win some mercy vouchers yeehaw -he's not that interested in seeing the live action beauty and the beast -go see get out it's good (side note i wholeheartedly support this statement) -the red cheek patch is out and ready -my horse prince is getting a long Rest Of Series video -pig noise -don't psychoanalyze anything on youtube -when they went to see get out there was a guy infront of them at the cinema who kept tapping and throwing popcorn at his friend -he's literally gonna get a sharpie and write "me and phil" on his forehead right now -2 week riverdale break wtf -why did he jus say daniel lester then make a pig noise i don't understand him anymore -enjoyed the casualness of drake's new album -Soft Gothcore -Tender Baggy -GloomWave -who's to say that sucking balls isn't a good thing -welcome to Daniel Howell's Cultural Corner -u should listen to arca -arty. dark. haunting. electro art pop -they caught up with steven universe -probably one of his favorite cartoons ever -he ships tf out of lapidot -his fav su episode was when they went to the city -mr greg is better than la la land tbh -he feels like he should watch more drag race he's only seen a bit of it -needs more time to watch tv tbh -not a fan of ham -he's pretty hydrated -he's also high on the thrill of interacting with strangers on the internet -he feels Comfortable and Cool wearing black -he started watching phil's videos back in 2007 or something -the good ol yt days -just because you're a fan of something doesn't mean you can't have opinions -there's people watching and not wearing pants. the heros of the audience. -his day was cold. then warm. moderately hydrated -his audience doesn't usually make him cringe ever -audiences are very diverse -not enough discussion in yt vids sometimes -don't leave comments about him sending u somewhere he feels annoying -but often people commenting on youtube are much much younger -But Hey We're All Young -comments on instagram r always a mess regardless of who they're for tho -he hasn't played d&d but phil would probably be a good d&d gamesmaster -it's good to have Some Mystery to things -is he weird -he's asking us how weird we think he is -many people are leaving a 7/10 -nothing wrong with being weird though -on st patrick's day he sat inside and looked at a lot of people wearing novelty hats whilst throwing up -maybe he should buy some daffodils happy spring -schools separated by gender are terrible -one. not everyone is straight so the "romance distraction" or w/e is bs -two. there's very toxic masculinity in all boys schools and other terrible things in all girls schools that are much worse than ~romantic distraction~ -he's not going to teach us about menstruation -you don't have to use labels to describe ur sexuality -people argue over labels and meanings but do we even understand sexuality -u can just be a formless blob that struggles to define themself all the time -u might change things. u might change the same. who know. -"try to insult the audience in 3 words" "time to go" -testicles -"i'm dansexual" -gn -hope you all enjoyed isg9 -loud fire truck outside -release him from this hell -watch the gaming channel. it's so good. -hope u had a good week -thanks for watching -stay hydrated -see u next tuesday -bye