-hello
-lets start this new week of chat
-he wasn’t here last week because of younow was broken and they dm’d him like dont go live it’s not working
-but he did pop his head on phil’s liveshow.
-everyone’s obsessed with his space blanket
-he isn’t a blanket person but a friend bought the space blanket for him and now he can’t imagine life without blankets
-he petted a dog earlier, this is the highlight of the stream
-his neighbours own the apartment they live in and they can have dogs, and they can’t because their landlord doesn’t let them.
-their neighbours left their dog in the hallway bcos it was muddy and then, dan went to get a parcel and left his door open and then suddenly there was a dog in the room
-and he pet it, he got on the floor and he was just babytalking it like who’s a good boy and it left mud all over him and all his possessions, but that was okay because he’s still a good boy and he is valid.
-but then he heard kerfuffle downstairs and it was their neighbours who thought the dog had ran away to the street and ended up dead or in another country. They had been looking for like an hour.
-turns out dan had just had it in the office in their apartment and didn’t tell anyone because he liked his presence.
-he basically kidnapped the dog
-dan has not seen wicked and everyone is freaking out.
-whats with stay hydrated comments? 2017 is the year to be wholesome and spread positivity, and it’s a theme that will stay on their videos.
-everyone they know got sent a Nintendo Switch except them, so they sent a mail asking for one, and they were like who are u so they got #rejected but they were like can we have one please, and they sent them one cos they’re friends with pj.
-licking the cartridges is one of the all time dan and phil shitpost videos theyve ever done.
-thanks tomska and all the other people in the world that were disappointed in dan and phil.
-don’t do it they had to clean 1-2 switch bcos it wasn’t working.
-some people gave them ironic kudos, some people were ANGRY at the trash content, as if they would ever upload something like that seriously
-he doesn’t think the people who made 1-2 switch thought it’d be so sexual.
-sometimes they add the innuendos in the videos but this was too much
-he couldn’t say innuendo for at least 30 seconds
-”shut up brooklyn i’ll be incorrect whenever i want to”
-he thinks it’s not worth to get the switch yet because there’s no games.
-golf with friends was the most classy video ever.
-minigolf yes lads
-the golf lifestyle is really snobby and gross but he could subscribe to it.
-archie on riverdale is such a wet sponge
-he sometimes like phanart and doesn’t read the caption and it says like “here’s dan fisting phil” and he thought it was like them playing crossy road or something, so whoops.
-wavy hair is trendy at the moment and he loves not straightening his hair
-what in tarnation meme, he’s behind any meme that is incredibly stupid and easy.
-he loves cash me outside how bout dah, he thinks it’ll be a reference forever.
-who cooks him or phil? They take turns depending on how lazy they are, but sometimes they cook at different times cos he’s playing videogames for 10 hours or editing until 11pm.
-most decisions are done with rock paper scissors
-the reason they haven’t confirmed any conventions it’s cos they aren’t sure they can commit with the times, the reason they’re going to australia is cos they wanted an excuse to go to hong kong again.
-he doesn’t know how to feel about wikileaks, they used to be edgy good guys and now they have a strange right wing agenda and it’s weird and he doesn’t trust it anymore.
-”talk about the oscars you twat”
-they stayed up and phil fell asleep and he took a creepshot.
-he and phil are having a public creepshot war and this is gonna keep escalating
-because of #OscarsSoWhite last year, he thought they couldn’t give best picture to La La Land.
-he thought Moonlight deserved it.
-the mix up: he was upset when la la land won but then when the shitstorm happened: wtf.
-he loves la la land don’t get him wrong, it’s just that moonlight was more mature and a better drama.
-When the oscars give the best picture to something, it’s kind of a spotlight for something. -People say it shouldn’t be political but when u have a movie about white people and jazz and becoming rich celebrities in hollywood and another about working-class black gay people, what’s more relevant of 2017?
-he would’ve liked if lin-manuel had won.
-he isn’t interested in sjw tumblr zootopia vs moana discussion, both movies are wholesome.
-there’s future project but he’s going with the flow for now. He has Dreams. He has Fleeting Daydreams.
-if ur a horror fan, go watch The Witch
-dont worry about the danisnotonfire video, its coming eventually
-he doesn’t remember when he called us danosaurs, that never happened.
-he hope youve had a nice couple weeks and days
-he thinks he’s gonna be here next week, he has a dinner but he’ll try to get here in time
-have a nice time, bye.