Who'd win in a fight: proper English man Dio or cockney London hoodrat Dio?
Proper English Gentleman Dio doesn’t exist so Cockney London Hoodrat Dio wins by default
That’s actually a tough one. Cockney Dio gets defeated by his hubris like 100x worse and faster than he normally does, and that’s saying something, since, yknow, yare yare daze. He’ll just roll out there, grab his crotch and be like “Suck on me bollocks ye fockin hambone usin cockswallah!” and get sniped by a wooden stake or sommat. Stardust Crusaders would be four episodes long.
Proper English Dio on the other hand, out-Proper-Englished spoiled slob Jonathan Joestar literally all his life.
Actually I’mma go back to my strikethru text. Even Proper English Dio is a hoodrat at heart. Because any universe in which Dio Brando is born a Proper English Gentleman doesn’t have DIO in it. It just doesn’t happen. Cockney Dio all the way.