Imagine being one of those genin teams though. You have been chosen to be taught by THE village savior. Super cool, bad ass, goddess sealing war ender Naruto Uzumaki. The first thing he does is try teaching you all how he can turn into a "sexy, busty, babe" that will defeat "any super pervert you come across" and that "this jutsu won the war." You and your team stick through it, somehow, even though you all definitely look at your questionable sensei a bit differently now, he is still one of the most powerful people to exist. Surely, you will learn something of use. You get a mission to catch a cat. Your sensei does not help in this endeavor and merely laughs at each new scratch and bite acquired with a "been there done that." Eventually he gets bored of your floundering and disappears, leaving you and your team to figure it out. You all finally catch the damn cat and wait for your sensei to return. He does not. You move to your usual training ground thinking he's waiting there. He is not. You all decide to just try returning the cat and completing the mission. He is not there either. You don't even wait for morning to turn in your resignation. The hokage doesn't even look surprised.
He's giving Jiraiya but worse, somehow.
