#a. m.

[pinkstor3]

TIME!!!!

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[seenthisepisode]

omg just like spn on the head of a pin

[invitainvidia]

junexviii

[schwarsky]

Nadie es rescatado sin antes estar perdido; se necesita estar perdido para poder ser rescatado. Todos estamos perdidos de cierto modo.

Alberto Maldova

[ham-outstanding-blog]

The Teletubby Story

“Alright, so the teletubbies have children. You know how they eat tubby custard? I bet they feed their children the way birds do.

Now imagine the teletubbies but they're like sponges or plants and you have a hose filled with tubby custard. You start hosing them down and they just absorb the tubby custard and grow and expand while retaining the custard.

Eventually you just see King Kong Sized Teletubbies. You've filled their bodies up with so much tubby custard that every time they step, they leave puddles of tubby custard in their footsteps. And then the worst part: In the middle of the city, they just *squeeze*, and all the tubby custard comes flowing out of them like a stream into a urinal.

Everyone drowns. “

~ A. M.

[nefeliv-3]