#a113n

[forgedinthegoldenlight]

::If you get a bunch of cats, I'm moving in!:: (Never mind this total stranger randomly sending a comm.)

"Oh, I mean, sure! Wait, how did you get my comm number? I've seen you around before."

[mightymegatron]

So, red is your new color? Isn't that Starscream's color? You miss him, bro? ;)

"I wore red long before I knew of Starscream. He is free to wear whatever colors he wishes, and I won't allow my own choices to be diminished simply because another has chosen similarly."

The final question merely gets an unimpressed glare. He responds dryly.

"Yes, I truly miss someone who I'm forced to work with on a near-daily basis, who berates me at every chance he gets."

[mightymegatron]

Smokepoodle! You look silly today. That deserves a butt spanking.

I think Megatron does, actually.

[mightymegatron]

alpha113nredshirteradicon said: I dunno, looks like you’re showing a bias. I see that you favor Smokescreen and little Bee. Won’t the other Autobots be jealous? I bet Optimus is totally jealous. *snerk* Also, I’m headed over! Expect me soon!

Optimus is gone. The dead cannot be jealous.

[mightymegatron]

Megs, why are you spending most of your time with the former enemy? You should totes hang out with me.

Former being the key word, Allen. If we are to truly coexist, we must be open to becoming familiar with those of all backgrounds. I cannot afford to show bias.

You do not have to convince me of such to "hang out", either. My ship is open to those with security clearance.

[mightymegatron]

Megatron is happy about his iceberg lettuce. 

I... Hm. Perhaps ToxEn isn’t harmful in all universes.

[mightymegatron]

Ever just realize how big you are?

...Size is relative, but of course I do. Even among Cybertronians, I am bigger than average. It has worked to my advantage, most of the time.

[mightymegatron]

Megsy! Whatcha up to?

::You will NOT address me so casually, worm! I will bring about the destruction of this, and every Cybertron!::