#aaaaaaaand post!

[kaiokentimesten]

I love men

[peach-pot]

honse plinko

[psyncininthevain]

Saito is like if a taxidermied butterfly wished to become human and then immediately regretted it once his wish was granted.

[monkeyislandtwo]

if monkey island was more well known we’d have lechuck sweaty bara art

[justsomeguycore]

bj armand trapper lestat

[wyrmartie]

Haters can’t stand how I take ibuprofen preemptively to prevent pain before it occurs 😳

[theresa-of-liechtenstein]

virgin that redhead princess called ann from that one disney movie or something not seeing her staff as people and being lonely vs chad theresa of liechtenstein who only exists in my head and a few niche fanfictions whose best friends are her sisters and advisor (who is named after the poor guy from austria who had to ferry my ex-musical group around vienna and its environs for a week) and is only lonely because she wishes she didn’t have her job or at least had the freedom to pursue a different one

[nomorejust1ce]

i want to curl up into a ball so tight that i break every bone in my body and then lay in my bed and wait to die