#aaaaarghhhhhh

[yinyuedijun]

mfw I built this fic's imagery around red blood in order to symbolize the inherent violence of the relationship between mydei and the reader, only to realise the reader should have GOLDEN blood . fuck my stupid baka life

[blobee]

ME WHEN BLOBEE PODT ART

Thank u

Hahpy

[me-fish]

My Mother: *leaving after a three days' visit* Bye sweetheart it was so lovely to see you! Take care of yourself!

Me: *standing with her in the hallway which I share with four other people* Bye mum, have a safe trip home!

My Mother: *out of the blue in the loudest, fakest stage whisper imaginable* ...and don't forget to sign up for Tinder!! It's high time you met a nice man!! Don't be so shy and just do it :))))

Me: ......................................*internal screaming*

My neigbours: *listening in through cardboard-thin doors, ogling through peephole* (ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)

[jupitersparx]

IM SO BOREDDDD IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEE

[javen-tiger]

ok. time to sell my sewing machine.

spotlight: undercutting me with their cheap shit

[sillydorito]

That’s official. I am sick of this planet, I am packing my stuff and going on a space travel.

I have three more seats in my car if anybody wants to join or needs a ride.

[mito-chondria]

I'm really angry b/c Titanfall actually looks kinda good but I don't have an X-Box

[lestraade]

the worst part about my external hard drive dying on me so suddenly is that i can't watch friends whenever I feel like it fuuuuck (yes obv this is more important than all the photos from my camera saved there welp)