Aug 13, 2017
My Mother: *leaving after a three days' visit* Bye sweetheart it was so lovely to see you! Take care of yourself!
Me: *standing with her in the hallway which I share with four other people* Bye mum, have a safe trip home!
My Mother: *out of the blue in the loudest, fakest stage whisper imaginable* ...and don't forget to sign up for Tinder!! It's high time you met a nice man!! Don't be so shy and just do it :))))
Me: ......................................*internal screaming*
My neigbours: *listening in through cardboard-thin doors, ogling through peephole* (ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)(ʘ‿ʘ)
