#aawhodunnit

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

WHO WANTS TO READ ESSAYS FOR FUN?

HEY WHAT UP THUGS! The Big Man and I’ve been workin’ on a thing since even before we died, nah’m sayin’? 

I ain’t sayin’ we’re fuckin’ fast at this shit or nothin’ but y’all better take a peep ‘cuz we may not work fast but we work hard, a’ight? Also most’a you mooks wrote parting words for it so you might as well read what’s up.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1DhGMQEoE8w4WQdm-foYxz0KrWWu4H3_QcNBnLlbofvk/edit?usp=sharing And if that link don’t work, you let me know, a’ight? P.S. HOLY SHIT I POSTED THE WRONG LINK LMAAAOOOOO THIS ONE SHOULD BE CORRECT

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

HI YEAH, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? I DIED BECAUSE THE KILLER GAVE A SWORD AND SAID “FIGHT ME” SO I DID!? OH MY GOD.

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

((I'm screaming in the afterlife, homies! Aaaaaaaah! Holy shit!))

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

((There was a gravely missed opportunity at the beginning of this whole thing for Wocky to walk into the main hall, post-murder, where everyone is solemnly examining the scene and just go, "Why's everyone so serious? Who's funeral is it?" Canned laughter, fade to black, commercial break.))

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

“Hey mom, hey pops,

This letter’s gonna be a short one. Good news is I made it another round. But Vera Misham didn’t. I don’t know if you remember her from the news with that Gavin case. She didn’t deserve this... No one before did either. But like... She just got done with all of that shit before.

I wish I had more to say. I’m just really tired. I’m sorry I’ll write more next time.

I love you. I hope you guys are holdin’ up okay.

- Your boy Wocky”

[wocky-freakin-kitaki]

((Some to-be finished Big Moods. Please ignore the centerpiece there - I've already done that one))