#abbot thoughts

[loves-alibi]

Everyone hold hands and pray with intention because Jack Abbot who likes to spit on your cunt.

He gets you on your hands and knees at the edge of the bed. with one hand, he unbuckles his belt and tugs it off so he can pop open the button on his trousers. His other hand caresses your ass, giving the soft globes a firm shake as he hums. Then, leaning forward in his wheelchair to get a better look, Jack spreads your lips with his two fingers.

Cold air tickles the hot flesh of your pussy, dripping from the amount of time you've spent sitting here, waiting as you present yourself for him.

You know to expect it before it comes. Jack never warns you, but he does hold his breath for a moment, let a finger slide through your arousal, coating the digit for him to pop in his mouth after–

There it is. Warm, viscous, and unrelenting, Jack's spit lands square on your clit, and you gasp. He swipes a finger through it, spreading it down to your entrance where his spit-coated fingers slide inside– well, they really dip in. Just as his fingers grace you with their presence, they make a retreat out of your cunt to wipe ungracefully against your ass.

"Looks good," Jack states, tugging his hard cock out of his now-unzipped pants, "Now why don't you spit on this, sweetheart."

[loves-alibi]

hucklerobby x reader fauxcest:

robby puts up cameras to see if the kids will misbehave while he’s out (possibly he calls them the twins..)

+ if he asks uncle jack to watch them for a bit, reader and dennis will try to convince him that they’re allowed to do certain things “but uncle jack, dad always lets us play before bed 🥺🥺” (play = rutting against each other and whining)

ohhhhh uncle jack come here i promise i just want to suck your cock

jack would be so fucked if he had to "babysit" dennis and reader. these two work day in and day out to fuck with robby. to his credit, robby has kept up with you guys pretty well. he sniffs out your tricks fairly well, and is able to tell when you two are up to no good.

now jack, poor jack, he doesn't know a thing about your tricks. robby tries to warn him, but jack shrugs him off. you're two horny residents, how much trouble can you be?

very quickly, jack realizes his fault. from the moment robby leaves, you and dennis are pouncing on each other. jack tries breaking you two up but you both turn your attention (your attack) to him. as you peel his shirt off, dennis whimpers in his ear, begging so sweetly for his cock ("please uncle jack? daddy didn't fuck us before he left")

the whole weekend goes like this. you're either humping each other (clothes on and off), humping jack, or taking turns riding his cock (jack very quickly understands why robby has a 100 count bottle of viagra in the medicine cabinet). luckily, you two enjoy playing with each other. he has to oversee it of course, which means that jack spends half of the day on the couch trying not to feel like a dirty old man while you two moan and beg for uncle jack to join you.

robby ends up coming home at the same time that jack is overseeing you two playing. he just ends up standing there, slack-jawed for a whole five minutes before someone eventually notices that he's there

(it's dennis. he screams when he sees robby, but it's too late. dennis ends up cumming mid-scream <3)

[loves-alibi]

mean dad robby mean big brother langdon while they both go no mercy on you and the only one who can stop them is uncle jack <3

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes (tw: fauxcest!)

maybe it's a "family barbecue", robby and jack are manning the grill, while you're trying to fight off your big brother frank, whose hands keep wandering up your skirt while you try to read. eventually, you snap, screaming at langdon for being a "fucking perv" and to leave you the "fuck alone"

robby hands the spatula to jack with a unrestrained fury, stomping across the well-maintained lawn to scold you for using such language in front of your uncle. you try telling him what langdon was doing, but robby gives you that classic, "ah, ah!"

that's the end of that. you scoff and roll your eyes, muttering, "i hate you, dad", before stomping off inside.

conveniently, jack finds his beer empty when robby returns to the grill. he hands the spatula back and murmurs something about heading inside to grab another drink (ignoring the fact that there is a cooler packed with beers ten feet away).

jack finds you in your room (your room meaning the one you share with robby and langdon), pouting and aggressively tidying up. he sits down on the bed, patting his lap. when you do sit on him, its with your arms looped around his neck and barely-clothed pussy pressing against the his poorly-hid erection.

you go on about how annoying your brother is, how your dad doesn't ever yell at him like he should, how it's always you being punished for his lack of restraint. it gets to the point where you're actually frustrated, and jack just shushes you.

his hand slides up your skirt just like langdon's did, but this time it's accompanied by gentle promises of uncle jack taking care of you. you let him kiss you while he fingers your pussy, barely concealing the sweet moans you let out.

when you rejoin the barbecue, robby and langdon pretend not to notice your dopey grin or uneven gait, nor the clear tent in jack's shorts.

[loves-alibi]

freak jack vs pervert robby.... jack will fuck you with your feet on his shoulders and pop a toe in his mouth.... robby will masturbate to your highheeled feet..... jack will graze his thumb over your asshole when he fucks you doggystyle..... robby will beg you to sit on his face so he can eat your ass.... do you get my vision

yesssss

YEEEEEEEESSSS YOU FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jack's gonna cum in your pussy and tell you how he can't wait to give you his babies. robby is gonna suck your tits while he beg to come inside.

jack's gonna jerk off in front of you with some heavy, HOT eye contact. robby's gonna hump the couch and beg you to let him cum

jack’s gonna put his balls on your face and tell you to lick them clean. robby’s gonna ask you to step on his (with the heels mentioned in your ask of course)

The thing is tho, robby and jack will both boast to each other about how kinky they are with their partner, and they’ll both think that the other is on the same page as them.

[loves-alibi]

just saw a tt of a man sending his wife a pic of his card saying “take everything i have, abuse me.”

i simply think this is so jack abbot <3

jack abbot who doesn't realize he's in a paypig dynamic. he entirely thinks that he's the dom, providing for his woman, spoiling you with whatever luxuries you so wants. meanwhile most instances of him "buying" you things involves you sending him a text and announcing that you bought a three thousand dollar gucci bag "just bc :)" (and then he gets a half-chub about it)

one day, jack takes you out shopping. you're peering in a window nearby while jack watches with a smile on his face (and almost a dozen different shopping bags on his arms). then, someone calls his name– parker ellis. she stops by to chat with jack and you. when parker asks what you're doing, you're thrilled to tell her all about how jack took you shopping and paid for it all.

now, when you talk to parker, jack does not notice at all the terminology that you use– like how you call him a good boy and joke how he's practically your personal atm! parker does, though. and because the woman has zero problem with ribbing jack, does start calling him dr. atm.

one time, she gets drinks with jack and explains to him (confused) that he is in fact a pay pig. she then has to explain to him what a paypig is. she THEN has to pretend not to noice how flushed jack is when he explains that that's weird and definitely not what's happening.

meanwhile, jack is learning something very important about his sexuality

[loves-alibi]

Okay, I would looove some fauxcest with Hucklerabbot (lord knows if I wrote that right lol)

What if… dads Jack and Robby are teaching their boy Dennis how to properly take care of his younger sister (reader), who gets all shy and needs to be kinda coaxed, while Dennis is just struggling not to come immediately lol (I feel like Robby could be more into spoiling them and Jack could be more of a disciplinarian, but it could go either way tbh)

wait yess,, the dichotomy…

jack abbot who runs this polycule like it’s the navy army. he does not tolerate poor behavior, no matter how sexy it may be. there are rules, and you and dennis ought to follow them. your obedience is the sexiest thing that you can give to dr abbot here

vs

robby who gets so hard when you and dennis misbehave. hell, he purposefully puts you two in situations where you’re more likely to break the rules (sure kids, you can share a blanket for movie night. sure you can sit on the far end of the couch! just no hanky panky now….). obedience is nice, but it just isn’t as fun

[loves-alibi]

I like to think Jack smokes weed medicinally, and I love the idea of him and Robbie getting reader and Dennis really high. Maybe Jack and Robbie are smoking and reader and Dennis keep begging to try some, saying they’re big girls/boys and can handle it! And they get in waaayy over their heads

ough... jack and robby teaching dennis and reader how to smoke (they're actually just trying to get them ridiculously high)

*****

it's early in the relationship. you and dennis know that jack smokes occasionally for his leg or ptsd, but have never seen him do it before. on a random tuesday night, however, you and him finally get to be around when it happens.

how convenient that you're all home, this certainly wasn't planned by the two attendings, one of whom has complete control over your schedules...

jack and robby pass the joint while you and dennis watch. you two squirm, not exactly knowing what the etiquette is for the... polycule blunt rotation? is that what this is? except, it's not a blunt and it's not being rotated.

finally, you ask, very politely, if you and dennis can try some. jack and robby make a whole show out of it. they're shocked at first, immediately saying no. then they think about it. then they say no again. finally, it's jack who figures that you're young and you might as well try it somewhere safe.

they have you kneel on the floor between their legs– you with robby, dennis with jack. neither of you are allowed to touch the joint. they do that for you, holding it between your lips and instructing you to inhale... good, now hold it... keep holding it... and let it go.

the smoke is harsh, and you and dennis can't hold back the violent coughs. they coo at you both, patting your heads as they condescendingly comfort you. it's not like either of you would notice, though, not with the way the smoke is already clouding your mind.

it's okay to cough, kiddos, jack says, you're just not used to it. have another hit.

once the joint is gone and you and dennis are too high to just about do anything, jack and robby toss you two to one end of the couch and watch. jack bets it'll take you two an hour to start trying to fuck. robby gives it half an hour.

no more than ten minutes later, dennis's head is buried between your legs. as a reward for making you cum, dennis gets another hit.

it looks like you're gonna have to get busy if you want another, too.

[loves-alibi]

Hear me out when I say Jack would be a toxic ass ex to have a kid with. His ass is trying to get you back.

Yeah Robby is the flirty ex looking to fuck more so than take his kid for the week, but Jack ruins your future dates, gets the kid in a shit ton of activities so you have to be there, etc. divorce is not in Jacks vocabulary.

OH YES!! AGREED! APPROVED!!!!

robby is the ex that you never move on from because you’re always fucking him. he just somehow always ends up at the right place at the right time. the sweet talking doesn't hurt his case either, and even when you tell yourself that it won't happen ever again, you know it will. he tells you that you two might as well end up getting remarried at this point...

jack is the ex that you will never move on from because he'll make sure that you can't. somehow, you always get a call when you're out on a date– hey, sweetheart, i think livie has the flu, keeps asking for you too. then, when you speed home from your date (not that it was going well, anyway), livie barely has a sniffle, and jack insists on sleeping on the couch. he goes to every single show and game that the kids have, which is great and what he should do, but it doesn't require jack wrapping his hand around your waist and kissing your cheek while you're talking to a hot, single dad.

when you tell jack that, he says that he's a hot, single dad that you can talk to