#abbypiette

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Things my roommate said while playing a video game.

“hey.

oh hey.

*snort*

what’d I do to that guy?

oops.

hellooo.

sorry I just killed a person in front of you, kids.

ah haa, there’s one just on top of me.

ello!

this one’s got a gun.

that’s not what I was going for at all. I was going for that thing.

yes.

ooo who’s there?

ay bitch, you can’t do that!

yeah, she fights back.

ayy, take it easy. 

yeah, the hat doesn’t really help him.

hey, that wasn’t very nice!

oops.

*snort*

well piss, which one did I miss?

ohhh...

hello friend!

*burp*

so, the premise of this game is you’re playing as these two assassin twins.

you can either be the girl or the boy.”

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Quotes from the dressing room

“I’m the happiest clam in all the land.”

“I have really tight calves, so in ballet it’s always burning.”

“Is that your boyfriend?! The guy with the black hair?”

“Your boyfriend is a fucking masseuse!”

“That’s the term -mousey. Like really quiet and considerate.”

“Ya know, I have two pairs of shorts on and I can’t control the bootie!”