#abel asks

[theabelbrannigan]

they’re comjng

helepb me

- form r

"What the hell am I meant to do? I'm not going to call the cops."

[thelovelycircusau]

I read in the replies of one post that Able was also married. Color me curious, so who has the honor of being married to him?

He’s a wee bit preoccupied (thinking of her) -as for her herself tho, she’s still being designed, I need to wait till the next canon episode to decide if she’ll be one character or another

[abel-oc]

Hey Abel! What would you say is your favourite movie?

THANKU FOR SENDING HIM ASKS THIS IS SO FUN 

[sleeping-pajamas]

Hey. -Abel (unchainedabel)

👋👋👋Hello again. We 🥩meet once1️⃣ more.

[theabelbrannigan]

Can you BELIEVE what @cont3ntwarning did to Randy?!! This is outrageous!! He MUST get executed at the cross 6pm Friday!

"Do I have to agree to that? Like I mean, it's only Randy."

[theabelbrannigan]

it’s because of the piss kink posse

they’ve taken over half of dialtown

"Oh goodness, I mean I can somewhat understand certain aspects of a piss kink…"

I SHOULDN'T ANSWER THIS WHILE TRYING TO HOLD MY PISS.

[theabelbrannigan]

Dear Abel

Is it true you’re secretly Santa Claus..?

"No, Santa isn't real."

[theabelbrannigan]

Do you scratch your bum when it’s itchy

"No, next question."