you'd the perfect fucking delicious country bumpkin buff uke but oh no you'd to give him the whole reincarnation? makeover because oh noooooo LIL PETITE UWU TWINK BLONDIE FTW *gags* I WILL KILL MYSE—
WTF MAN WTF, this isn't the first time that this is happening to me and i hate it so fucking much, i LITERALLY wasted my morning reading this bullshit and I'M ALREADY SO MUCH IN LOVE WITH ABEL AND HIS LIL DRAGON PRINCE, WHY WHY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I'M SO FUCKING UPSET AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ... *bangs my head against the wall*











