#abel tag

[reasonablyneurotic]

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[generational-atrophy]

hello! how would netherlands, luxembourg and russia like to spend their honeymoon with their s/o? or, what would the wedding look like?

hetalia netherlands, luxembourg, and russia wedding / honeymoon headcanons

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a/n: guys im trying to get back on schedule :sob: i have asks from almost a year im so sorry

Netherlands

When it comes to Abel, neither his wedding nor honeymoon would be big.

For the wedding, there’s no more than, like, 5 people invited. He would’ve preferred a sudden in-and-out wedding if it weren’t for how public it was, regardless of how un-romantic it is for you.

Instead, you can invite people if you want, and you’ll be having a quick, private ceremony in the woods. Probably only with nothing, except like, 2 chairs for “an emergency” (He won’t elaborate on that.)

He also wouldn’t dress up either way, unless it were vitally important to you. He wants to be as true to who he is when he vows to be with you for as long as you live, and he is not a tuxedo guy.

Weirdly enough, it’s how much he cares about the wedding that makes him so weird about it. It’s very important to him, and that means everything has to be as authentic and intimate as possible. So, that means a weird awkward wedding.

Of course, that’s just if he gets his way. But he’s surprisingly lenient with his S/O with most things (as long as it’s not too expensive.)

For future reference, he is most susceptible to puppy dog eyes and “pretty please.”

As for the honeymoon, there’s no way he’s putting any effort into it. You can plan it, but he’s not paying and he’s not helping you guys get there. His ideal honeymoon is a night in and watching a movie he pirated, but whatever you want is fine too.

What he wants to do though is a lot of cliche boring stuff, like going sightseeing, hiking, and visiting museums. Notice how all of it is free? That’s the main idea here. Although, he does love camping regardless of how cheap it ends up being. Lets him show you how much of a man he is <3

He’s not travelling though. Leaving the country is out of the question. The important part already happened, why are you making such a big deal out of it?!

Luxembourg

The exact opposite. Laurent is renting out a significant chunk of his capital city to throw the biggest, most extravagant, most expensive modern wedding in the world! He may be a busy man, but he’s always willing to put away plenty of time for his beloved.

If you like planning events, you two will work together for many months making sure everything is perfect. But if you don’t, he’ll take it all on himself to ensure everything goes perfectly.

But with that, he’ll become really stressed. He wouldn’t snap at you (because after all, it is all for you,) but he’s no fun when he’s that worked up. It’s better if you help.

Especially since he wants your wedding to have great symbolic meaning. Having it represent the shared vision of your future together is his first- well… second priority.

The honeymoon afterwards would be much the same, although he also wouldn’t want to travel too far. Once the spectacle is over, he just appreciates the excuse to do nothing but spend time with you without any pressure.

Preferably trying a bunch of new food, going shopping, and going to stereotypical couple-y activities, like dance classes.

He may seem upbeat, but Laurent is surprisingly melancholic around the time of your wedding. For as excited as he is (which is very,) he can’t help but feel worried about how much time he’ll have with you.

But it shouldn’t get him down too much. He's still riding the high of seeing you in your wedding attire <3

Russia

Ivan would want a very, very, very traditional Russian wedding if you’d be fine with that. Unlike a lot of other nations, he’s never been married before, so he’s very stressed about getting to do every single thing he never got to before.

You’d swear he abandoned you for months before the wedding as he’s panickedly running around the country trying desperately to throw everything together. Half the ceremonies he wants to do haven’t been done for centuries, and he really doesn’t understand why he can’t have live cannon fire at his wedding!

Maybe just pat him on the head and tell him you’ll love him even if you can’t sacrifice 20 goats during the ceremony.

But once the stress (and awkwardness as all of his former friends are forced to attend,) is over, he’s whisking you away for a months-long vacation. Preferably somewhere bright and warm but really; he doesn’t care where you want to go, anywhere is alright, as long as it’s far away from everything you two have to worry about regularly.

His favourite things to do with you while on vacation are really stereotypical, like going to the beach, going to scenic locations, and falling into every tourist trap.

He tries to be as romantic as possible through all of that, but he can’t help being awkward and giddy after you two are finally married.

[humandisconnected]

Torment nexus boy

@sposedtobemylight IM!! Rly proud of this...

[thatsaysthebibble]

you are such a fascinating fellow please keep up the good work

thank you anon that means a lot rn

[raouwul]

DAY 9! Cain

She is one of the twins! So a little background before the post arc: Me and lemons wanted twins, so we commissioned our cults to collaborate and create Cain and Abel! What we didn’t know is that they were SPECIFICALLY programmed to be “perfect leaders”, since Tapist sucks ass and they need to replace him. Abel was the smarts, to govern things while Cain was made for military and fighting stuff! But like the thing isss that they shared a tub and like??? Abel started to absorb her? THEY STOPPED THE MERGING. OF COURSE. But the damage was already done, Abel is both stronger and more perfect while her body is weaker and frail.And of course it HAS to be 50% worse because now her brains biological programming is messed up so now it’s in a *constant* state of fight or die! That just makes her VERY VERY PARANOID AND VIOLENTLY AGGRESSIVE TO EVERYONE! EVEN THE YOUNGER SIBLINGS. But then she meets Angeli! And of course she’s secretly a descendant of fucking JAY C CHRIST so her holy presence relieves Cain’s pain and they start dating! Obviously neither of them know they aren’t ‘human’ and everything is going great! Cain is improving and a lot nicer!!!

Untillll Abel is manipulated by Diandra intoaccidentally reveals that our whole family is monstrous abominations to god to Angeli and her Family! That causes lots of chaos and gets the fucking church and angels to start a fucking WAR, that OBVIOUSLY ruins Cain’s mental stability and relationship! She goes and attacks Abel to try and kill him but like shit happens and she dies instead! Abel is a CARING and GOOD sibling so he mourns her and like? Diandra takes advantage of the chaos and pulls a whole civil war in the cult to gain power and hunts the whole family into hiding.

I haven’t worked out the rest of the details but maybe Abel and Lemons go to hell to look for her and try to get some demons to fight for them? Not sure ……… (Abel is created by @genderlesslemons !!!)

[clever-and-unique-name]

So in the pursuit of finding us a Fun Hobby that will Lessen Physical Restlessness, Abel spoke to Rei last night.

For context, Abel is very formal; she's a very Adult-y adult who speaks in a curt but polite way, wears black tie clothes, holds herself very rigid in good posture, and is very particular about conduct and responsibility. Rei is our wild child who spent most of her time outdoors, sees herself as being part animal, is very exuberant when she talks, and would drop a commitment in a heartbeat if it didn't sound fun.

So Abel consulting with Rei was...an interesting contrast. Rei bounced around Abel's office, gesticulating with her whole body as she explained the finer points of Fun and Excitement, while Abel sat stiffly at her desk, stern but attentively taking notes.

Anyway, we settled on buying rollerblades and protective gear that should get here some time next week. Jolly cooperation..?

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[absoluteabsolem]

this fixed me