CAIN You believe it? Only if you're ABEL

this is a blog dedicated to Cain And Abel like from the Bible or from that weird little horror comic they had going in like what it had to be '68 🪦They/Them/28/Libra🪦 I'll also be posting my art and doing my best to make silly edits cos I love dc comics I love Batman I love you Superman I love House of Mystery I love House of Secrets I love you Cain I love you Abel I kill and eat terfs and nazis minors it's best you mosey on outta here this is a cain and abel blog I'm gonna post gore of my comfort characters hjajjajja

[thatsaysthebibble]

From The Bronze Age The House Of Mystery Omnibus Volume 1

[riverlarking]

ancient peoples loooved a flood narrative it was kinda like their beatles

[thatsaysthebibble]

I love it when people point out the flaws in a characters decision making cus yeah everything WOULD be different and they wouldn't have acted so dumb. Why didn't cain just NOT kill abel? Is he stupid?

[thescholars]

ive had the image of this meme in my head for so long

[thatsaysthebibble]

*tf2 engineer voice* woulja lookat that

[liathepenguinologist]

the intersecting needs of christian childrens cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as un-sexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from 2 Jon Arbuckles

[ihatejonarbuckle]

a truly disturbing idea

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[glavilio]

thats not fucking funny man my grandma died from an ageric reactioon to gagobears

[macbethheadband]

What the fuck is ‘ good omens’ bro go back to sleep youre having a terriblw terrible nightmare and youre not making any sense and youre freaking me out

[aliteralchicken]

I hate when they give Chris blue eyes, that’s not my boy

[aliteralchicken]

I went to catholic school so that works as well

[guiltfactory]

[guiltfactory]

[crazysodomite]

i support gore and torture but i draw the line at misogyny

[drtrinitysantos]

stop drinking coolers with droolers and come drink motor oil with a gargoyle. I hope this post is good when I wake up in the morning

[drtrinitysantos]

the gargoyles don't treat me like this.

[ella-lloyd]

what were you doing in church? you are a yaoi blogger

this may be the best ask I've ever gotten

[fagstaynight]

it’s always Sex Sex Sex with you people. let’s go back to killing each other with stones like how cain intended

[thatsaysthebibble]

EXTREMELY funny to me that one of the rare few times that god comes down to speak to humanity (in the book of Genesis) is to berate Cain for losing a contest that he was the judge of. "What's wrong brah it sounds like your little bitch feelings are hurt waah waah. That guy over there has a huuuuge cock btw and his will always be bigger than yours. Just sayin."

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