my lover is a shotgun and my mouth is open wide @absoluteabsolem - Tumblr Blog

#LAUGH TAG #OHMYGOOOOOOOOD #BGJIHLBZEGIHRZBGVIHRZBFVHJBFIH #ravenous #THIS SI THE FUNNIEST POST IEVE EVER SEEN IN MY LFIE

willgrahamscock

HANNIBAL (2013)

#hannibal nbc

lleyksie

let’s be primitive horses with mama

guangchuans

[Image description: digital drawing of an adult horse and its foal running side by side. The design is based on the prehistoric cave painting depictions of horses. The background is solid yellow. End image description.]

#in tears;;;;;;;#mamaposting #art #wish we could show this to the cave dudes

godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

#laugh tag #tumblr