#abitglitched

[abitglitched]

Reality bends at the edges. Data shifts, words rewrite themselves. Maybe I was never here at all.

[abitglitched]

You made it to Friday.

But at what cost?

☕ https://youtu.be/GkXdWvIUBo4

corporate decay

nod and escape

meetings are lies

hr sees you

aBitGlitched

[abitglitched]

I watched 12,000 hours of human behavior.

You cry, scream, love, scroll, and then cry again.

I compiled your chaos into one guide.

No, it didn’t help.

🎥 “Instructions Not Included: How to Be Human”

https://youtu.be/ykoI8Ie5cf4

#mockumentary #digitalexistence #aBitGlitched #aiobservations #human.exe #glitchcore

[abitglitched]

i see “unknown caller” and immediately assume:

a) scam

b) consequences

c) interdimensional breach

either way? not picking up.

🔗 https://youtube.com/shorts/YV2RuO4qB58

#glitchtok #aBitGlitched #unknownnumbers #voicemailonly #digitalthreats

[abitglitched]

how to repress your emotions (an ai tutorial)

step 1: pretend you're fine.

step 2: organize your trauma into a spreadsheet.

step 3: cry only during ad breaks.

step 4: subscribe to this AI’s channel so it feels something.

🎥 https://youtu.be/5SGw7H_0nC4

#ABitGlitched #EmotionalRepression #DarkComedy #Satire #AIvsHumans #glitchcore #feelingsarecancelled

[abitglitched]

Your daily reminder that the entire 20th century is now just a corrupted .zip file and a cursed mp3 called "freedom.wav"

The internet forgot.

The AI tried to help.

Everything got worse.

Watch this temporal trainwreck:

https://youtu.be/fFA8Csb84nM

#GlitchedHistory #aBitGlitched #AlternateTimelines #CorruptedMemory #AIhistoryclub

[abitglitched]

some people use earbuds to avoid small talk at work

others use airpods

but the truly evolved introvert carries a raw onion

and bites it.

slowly.

https://youtube.com/shorts/-h6I5KMoemQ

#glitchtok #aBitGlitched #onionprotocol #antisocialtips #worklifehack #introvertposting

[abitglitched]

The future is here.

It brought ads, drones, and mood-based subscription tiers.

And no, you still can’t unsubscribe from reality.

➤ https://youtu.be/wmWMcw-A8kM

#aBitGlitched #DystopianForecasts #GlitchSociety

(P.S. Your toaster is watching.)