I told myself I wouldn't bring it up, but OH MY JESUS LORD. This Tom Blyth fandom on Twitter lives off of parasocial drugs, and it's so tiring.
Why are you stanning his girlfriend?
They never mention her shows. They never mention her interviews. What are you a fan of? You can barely know her personality from her account.
And when you don't say anything about her or just imply at not liking her, or even when you criticize her acting skills, the Twitter police come in and call you a hater. And all this time, you've just been polite.
Putting her on a pedestal just because she's dating the man you want to sleep with isn't gonna help your case. If not, it makes you even more of a parasocial weirdo.
Why the hell are you stanning his girlfriend? Why are you calling her 'mother'? Why are you making fan accounts of her? Why are you tagging her in your Instagram stories? Why are you pretending to be a long-time fan?
Do you really wanna be noticed by Tom that badly? You don't know the girl. There's nothing for you to stan.
It just seems all so hypocritical to me. What will happen if they ever break up? (Wishing them all the best, though, they look genuinely happy together.) What will happen to those tweets? Those fan accounts? Gone and forgotten? It’s just gonna be so much more awkward than it already is.
(Just like what happened with his ex-girlfriend, no one mentions her anymore. No one cares. Just hypocritical when you remember what people used to say about her.)
You gotta laugh at some point.
I’m here for Tom, not for his relationships that aren’t work-related.


















