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Hans is just saying things and I don't understand half of it.

#-wilhelm #about hans

Franz: How long would I have to elongate Hans' name until he gets annoyed? What do you think, Johannes?

Hans: Halt die Schnauze.

Franz: That was quick!

#note: while hans is a short form of johannes. our hans is just hans #-wolfgang #about franz #about hans

The catboy vs catman discussion continues:

"He hasn't called himself a boy in a while. So probably man."

"Is he even a man at the moment?"

"Should we even be using he?"

"Catperson?"

"Isn't person too human?"

"It calls itself a person all the time."

"It has referred to itself as just a cat since that shift happened."

"Well, I can't call it my ex-husband who's a cat, now can I?"

"You could."

"... fuck you."

#love that i wasn't even asked about the change in pronouns. i use he/it #i think they might have realized i was not very male before i became a cat #-franz #about wolfgang #about hans #about sam

This happens more often than I would like to admit. But this is probably the worst case of that:

#yes. those are in fact lederhosen and the guy i drew is hans #my lovely headmate and guy who is definitely not really strange #we call this bavarian goth. something i don't think actually exists outside of our system #i wasn't originally going to actually give it the colors of the german flag. but i decided that would be great for this joke #also this is the first time i drew lederhosen. something i never thought i would actually do #-franz #about hans

Misrepresenting my boy (guy who is older than me)

#'my boy' and it's a 33 year old man. because i am. misrepresenting him #-wilhelm #about hans

Hans seems like the type of guy to accidentally press an electric screwdriver that activates with pressure into his stomach and potentially insure himself.

#that electric screwdriver was a little close to our stomach a few times as we tried to change our hand position with one hand #he's a dumbass and that's really attractive. like a himbo but without the muscles #-wilhelm #about hans

I don't even have an opinion about this. Yeah, sure, show more people the song about wanting to fuck Jesus. I don't even care. Whatever.

#-wilhelm #about hans #i'm here for work not. whatever he's doing

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