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We love and appreciate every single one of our users! Your feedback is incredibly important to us! Disclaimer: Please don't share any sensit
User Feedback Form
We'd appreciate any and all feedback you may have <3
And don't worry! This form is anonymous and does not collect any information about users who answer it! We want feedback, not your passwords!
And who knows? Maybe your suggestions and feedback might give us some ideas!
[various angry tick sounds rambling about something to do with offering a reset for consciousness]
-Tick anon
Fixing your Parasite
Sometimes things go wrong. It's okay, we all make mistakes! Here's a few helpful tips and tricks to getting your Parasites working like new! So easy and straightforward!
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My Parasite is being too loud!
Solution: Put them on mute for a few days and within that time frame they'll calm down to a more docile state. If the issue persists even after repeating this process a few times then please refer to Reseting your Parasite
My Mosquito won't drink my blood!
Solution: Mix up some sugar with water to make a sugary drink for your Mosquito. Male Mosquitoes do not drink blood but do drink nectar instead. Please contact customer support if you would like to exchange your Mosquito for one that will drink blood.
My Parasite has become buggy
Solution: Gently press down between the Parasite's eyes to perform a soft reset. If the issue persists even after repeating this process a few times then please refer to Reseting your Parasite
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Factory Reseting your Parasite
Sometimes we can't fix our problems by ourselves, that's okay! You can always ask for help! If problems with your Parasite persist or they've developed a consciousness without your account being authorised contact us and we will send a member of our team to collect them!
After 3-5 business days we will return your Parasite or, if even we can't fix them, replace them for free!
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So what are you waiting for? Send yourself in today!
- Parasite team
Joining Parasite team
There are many exciting opportunities here at Parasite, from community relations to Parasite Creator we've always got room on our team! Hooray!
Here's a few examples of the roles you might take:
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Social Media Manager
Reach out to our community and spread the word! As one of our Social Media Managers you'll be in charge of communicating with our users using one of our dedicated accounts! So social!
Parasite host
Have you ever wanted to grow your own Parasites? This job opportunity allows you to! Focusing on our Protozoa and Helminth types, you will be in charge of raising them ready for public use! Raise them right!
Development team
Feel like being a mad scientist? If so then maybe a role on our Development Team will satisfy those experimental urges! Craft new and exciting ways for users to interact with their Parasites! Creativity!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our dedicated team today!
- Parasite team
Fun Parasite fact!
Did you know there are three categories of Parasites that effect humans?
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Protozoa
Microscopic, these single-celled friends are able to multiple in humans from even just one organism! There are also 4 groups of these fellas based on their movement.
Entamoeba is one such example of a protozoa.
Helminths
Unlike Protozoa, these guys are multicellular, don't reproduce in the body and, as adults, are visible to the naked eye! These Parasites have 3 main groups.
Tapeworms are a well know example of Helminths.
Ectoparasites
Don't let their name fool you! Ectoparasites aren't ghosts but instead are a broad category of Parasites which include blood-sucking arthropods and organisms which attach to the skin.
Mosquitoes and ticks both belong to this category.
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For more information please visit the CDC's Web page on Parasites: www.cdc.gov/parasites
Fun Parasite fact!
Did you know that according to the CDC a Parasite is defined as:
"An organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host"
For more information please visit the CDC's Web page on Parasites: www.cdc.gov/parasites
Parasite Plans
Here's what you can expect from our service! Yippee!
Welcome to Parasite! You're going to love our page!
To subscribe to our service please visit our form here
But first who are we?
Parasite is a platform dedicated to, well, Parasites! You grow them while we monitor their progression and offer exciting new features for them! Currently we offer both a free service and Parasite Premium.
We have the right to refuse service to anyone
More information about our services can be found here
Information about job opportunities can be found here
This tumblr page is currently being run solely by our intern so feel free to ask any burning questions you may have and we'll get back to you asap! We're always here to help! <3
- Parasite team