#abrstarter

[nox-armada]

"I feel as though I should rewards my girls with a little treat, with the increase of foot traffic and happy cliental. It's only right to feed their morale.

[youralicekingsley]

Trend alert straight from the Diamond:

Candles that switch scents are in. They're like the new hookup playlists.

[songbirdbelle]

I feel like I'm higher than a Georgia pine- why can't I remember where I put that darn thing? 

[dominic-north]

Artie, I could give two shits if Ace tossed all your shirts into a grease puddle you're not supposed to call me to untangle your- Artie? 

...Annnd I'm talking to a screaming match again. Right. Okay.

[brooke-lawson]

So,

funny story. I think the jackass I spent the night with stole my fucking wallet.

[aceregbo]

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

[nox-armada]

"What a lovely surprise, and just what do I owe this pleasure?"

[melissa-cortez]

"That's incredible, really. So they just let you walk out like that? Nothing said?"