need for speed

dominic north. thirty. neutral.

[youralicekingsley]

Trend alert straight from the Diamond:

[youralicekingsley]

….

I’m gonna need to return some things before your birthday.

[dominic-north]

This is one of those things that I really hope you're kidding about. 

[eighthwondcr]

So I’m learning. Please — please do not hand me any more pieces of paper. Honestly, I’m telling you this for your own good. I’m either going to rip it in half, or throw it at Artie’s head.

[dominic-north]

I'd prefer if you didn't rip any at all because if you throw anything else at Artie I'm actually never going to hear the end of it. 

[youralicekingsley]

Trend alert straight from the Diamond:

Candles that switch scents are in. They’re like the new hookup playlists.

[dominic-north]

I think it's safe to say that I'll passing on that trend alert, love. 

[eighthwondcr]

I didn’t mean to make you sound criminal. I just — never mind.

Yeah, I’ve seen ‘em. In fact, I’ve already seen way too much of them. Ace walked out of the shower this morning without a towel. I didn’t even know we had a shower.

[dominic-north]

Yeah, he has a nasty habit of that. Probably should have included that in the unofficial Caucus handbook. 

And now you know. 

[brooke-lawson]

Don’t just stand there. Come dance!!

[dominic-north]

I'm positive we've had a conversation about me and dancing before, haven't we? 

[eighthwondcr]

Yeah, and I also tried to steal. I mean, you had no idea I wasn’t just some thief who raced cars on the side.

Seriously, I don’t know how you get on like this. It’s like you’ve never been screwed over before. 

[dominic-north]

I'm just trying to make a living like everyone else around here. Don't make it sound so criminal.

Live and let live, Jack. Do you see the clowns I live with? 

[luvmoonsurfacecpine]

[blood-that-doesnt-drip]

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[eighthwondcr]

Rightio, Boss. You asked.

I don’t know; I’m still not sure why you thought I was a good idea. Maybe you’re a glutton for punishment.

[dominic-north]

I thought we went over that. You proved yourself as much in that race. I mean you did lose, but you still proved yourself.

Your glutton for punishment suggestion though- that's totally possible too. 

[aceregbo]

He definetly does sleepwalk. I have seen him sleepwalk- and tell him to stop yelling, he’s going to wake his fucking neighbors and I don’t need the Daniels calling me again complaining about Artie.

[dominic-north]

You need to stop- no, wait, what am I even doing? You tell him to stop yelling I'm not either of your mouth pieces! 

[eighthwondcr]

Not when I get to see Wunderkind blasting your ear off. Although I probably wouldn’t have signed up in the first place if you’d told me about him.

[dominic-north]

Yeah, yeah...Just remember that you're speaking to your boss. 

Ace didn't even want to take him in. Tried to talk me out of it in fact. Why didn't I listen to him? 

[aceregbo]

I have no idea, maybe he did it himself. He does sleep walk now and then.

[dominic-north]

He doesn't- He says he doesn't sleepwalk. And please don't say that because you know he's going to tape our eyelids open so we watch those security videos of him not sleepwalking again. 

[eighthwondcr]

[dominic-north]

Artie- I- 

...Regret joining, yet? 

[aceregbo]

I can hear just fine, Dom. But I have no idea what he’s talking about, I would never touch anything that dumbass owns, I don’t feel like getting an infection anytime soon. 

[dominic-north]

I swear we spoke about how you have a terrible lying face, mate. Who else would have done it? Jack wouldn't go near him let alone his room.

[aceregbo]

[dominic-north]

...He'd like you to apologize. But you probably heard that already and decided that you won't. 

[dominic-north]

Artie, I could give two shits if Ace tossed all your shirts into a grease puddle you're not supposed to call me to untangle your- Artie? 

...Annnd I'm talking to a screaming match again. Right. Okay.

[aceregbo]

Now, who's going to take me on a game of pool?

[dominic-north]

You're really taking bets for that? 

I'm pretty sure a monkey could beat you, mate.