#absolute pisstake

[cns-mari]

these mfs r getting JUMPED OMG

@yinsairae and @kqhysteria

[melvinthedepressedrobot]

A SPIDER HITTING CARPET SHOULD NOT MAKE AN AUDIBLE THUD

[actualbampot]

Refused entry to a strip club because I'm a woman. Fucking excuse me bitch.

[cns-mari]

bro fucking ruined my walk and has the audacity to scream at me okay dude fuck off idw you here either you didnt have to come but u wanted to so fuck off

[romeo-the-cactus]

yes I'm angry about bake off again

[santners]

F1 makes me so unreasonably mad jfc

[nails-teeth-neck]

i really have 82 public playlists and more than 200 private playlists on spotify huh 

[thefaceofenthusiasm-blog]

my flatmates fucking suck like before I came back I spoke to them all about how I didn’t want the guy who’s been harassing me in our flat and I’ve been back not even three days and he’s been and stayed twice like why do I even bother speaking // what is the fucking point when no one listens