*Fart Noise*

I named this after my cactus when I was 14 and it's too late to change/25

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Um. Yikes

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[halondrus]

[cutecipher]

can you put that thing on a leash?

[halondrus]

ok

[nazemmalove]

canon

[lostlamblizzie]

underrated characters underrated duo underrated scene

[scullayann]

[xanaxfarts]

Cows that have been shampooed and blowdried

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[goldensunset]

[pvtashby]

Medication “hangovers” in Whump are so woefully underused. That drug you used to knock your Whumpee out? To combat their insomnia or nightmares? They’re going to be feeling it when they wake up. Dry eyes, dry mouth, tiredness, weakness, headaches, balance issues, blunted emotions (or being extra irritable), brain fog and confusion. So great for making your Whumpee’s day just that little extra bit more horrible.

[filmphotofranz]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[slimegirlslugwife]

she’s right

[galaxywarp]

that’s her. the Task Manager

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I thought that was Dana Scully

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[seankurwisean]

I am not immune to behemoth Adrian propaganda