#absolutely! :d

[itsyaboighostie]

Murder Drones Au where Uzi is a just a fucking door and Khan's love for Doors is just him adoring his daughter.

While constructing the doors, Khan and Nori built Project Unified Zone Intelligence, an AI program that has full access to the entire bunker with the purpose of maintaining and protecting its occupants from Disassembly Drones and environmental threats caused by the planet's toxic atmosphere.

Everything begins with Khan making a joke about the Project being the closest they'll get to having an actual child, which sparked the ever brilliant idea between the two to give the AI a personality and sentience by mixing both of their codes and modifying it to fit the systems non-Worker Drone programming and formatting. Of course the AI is no use if it's infected by the Absolute Solver, so with a bit (read: a lot) of tinkering on Nori's side with the Cross Patch, Uzi was born!

A few things/events/facts to note for this AU:

When they first released the Untrained Neutral Network into the system, they limited her access to just Doors and lights. Having told none of the other Workers about Project U.Z.I. in fear of someone sabotaging it for whatever reason, the entire bunker was left confused when the doors would randomly lock or open and the lights would flicker with no rhyme or reason.

The couple would go around bragging about their new daughter to everyone, but when asked to see her they would bring up a (horrible) excuse as to why no one should see her. For years everyone thought they were just making her up.

Uzi loved to play with her parents by closing the doors on them as they're about to walk through, this of course led to Khan constantly baby talking doors at random, which then led to the nickname "Doorman" given to him by other Drones.

Khan took this as a new badge to wear and thus the Doorman family was created.

When Uzi got older, she was given more access to the bunker. Come time when most young Drones in her generation are given their Adult Models, Uzi was finally given a body of her own and complete control over the entire bunker. This is also when people realize Uzi wasn't just a delusion made up by her parents.

Khan doesn't stop talking to his daughter through doors even after she was given a physical body, which led to a lot of embarrassment for Uzi when he wouldn't stop the "doors are my real daughter" jokes.

Because she was given a body way later than her peers, she often struggled with walking and talking which caused a lot of bullying from her peers.

After mastering basic motor skills, Uzi went on to start building herself other bodies using spare parts she scavenged from outside. These can range from spare bodies in case something happens to her current one to Dissembly Drone-esque models crafted for the purpose of defense should an actual one get in.

Up to the current canon timeline, no one still knows that Uzi has complete control over the entire bunker.

She meets N when scavenging parts for an upgrade she's been working on that requires a lot of Worker Drone cores, an upgrade that consists of allowing the entire bunker to be mobile and move.

Everything basically plays out the same except Uzi has a bit more of an advantage against the Murder Drones mayhaps 👀

[askthehatboxghost]

((ooc: Are you opened for rps?-Mun Spooks/Spooky))

It wasn't usually in the manor playing his organ Dalbert The Organist without being disturbed until his vampire friend Hannhson burst threw the door because a birdy told her of the location of Gracey Manor,"Hello?" Hannhson looked around then she saw Thomas approch her along with Dalbert by him,"Hello Dalbert who's your friend here?" Hannhson looked at him.

"You both can speak I have things to do!" Dalbert said putting his nose in the air and walking away her red eyes narrowed at Thomas staring into his soul,"I'm Hannhson Dillie' Timewell at your service!" Hannhson chuckled tipping her black cowboy hat Thomas. He saw she had long red hair-It had the scent of flowers,red eyes, pointy ears,vampires fangs, cold pale white skin,sharp talons, and wore black from head to toe. But somewhat had a London accent.

"I'm from London by the way I had to tell papa and mother I was coming.We vampires enjoy ghosts company but some of us vampires don't like ghosts for some reason but I know a ghost who's an Elemental!" She told Thomas.

"He's older than I am I'm 30,000 years in vampire years I can age but skin never ages!" She smiled,"And you must be?" Hannhson looked at him.

"Thomas Gracey, miss," he replied with a tip of his hat, "a vampire, you say? Interesting! While the residents of the mansion are primarily spirits, plenty of paranormal folk come for a visit or even to stay, so you are most welcome here."

[fairestmusesofthemall]

@dreamsofwishes asked: “i made breakfast.” (For Merryweather from Aurora?)

But... There were two thoughts. One that she hoped desperately that Fauna hadn't taught her how to make porridge. The other was that she was perfectly capable of handling breakfast and perhaps maybe, just maybe, one more breakfast would keep her from growing up too fast. "R-Rose..." Her mouth slipped open for a moment. Watching the sunlight illuminate the princess' hair, her heart dropped. She already grew up before her eyes. It was too late. Had they taught her enough to be a resilient queen? Well, thoughts for another breakfast. With the doubts shoved down and locked away, she allowed herself to inhale and enjoy the scents from the kitchen, letting the aroma pull at the sides of her mouth and change her from dour to delighted. "That smells wonderful... Don't tell me you got up early just to make breakfast! You could have had me do that. Or Flora. Heavens knows Flora could sacrifice an hour or two. Or ten..." Grumble grumble...

[samatedeansbroccoli]

I have such an urge to reach into my phone screen and pet my COD Mobile operator’s head.

This is him.

[loumauve]

...

Did I really stay up til 1am to make some cookies (because the dough had to cool in the fridge for an hour)? Yeah, I did. And they are absolutely delicious and I love them, and maybe I’ll find some stuff to decorate some of them with tomorrow, but they’d have to cool completely first anyway, so I’m not too upset that I don’t have anything at home atm. (They taste good either way.)