#accept your fate

[penandinkprincess]

extremely endeared about the idea of shane and ilya babysitting the pike kids and shane getting assigned role of king because he's mostly just interested in sitting and spectating to make sure no one is actually getting hurt and meanwhile ilya is alternatively a dragon/enemy knight/friendly knight/horse depending literally on the second and which kid you ask

which also leads to the very funny moment of the twins bringing their "captive" to king shane for judgement of his crimes and shane not even lowering his sunglasses and going "off with his head"

ilya is just D:< you will not even TRY to argue clemency?? for your HUSBAND???

"sir ruby, what are his crimes?"

"smashing the village and eating ALL the villagers >:D"

"yeah, death for sure" *dismissive hand flick*

[tootyrantlove]

She impregnated him so Poco could have the visa:D

Who is should make preg next?

[love-domme]

Just want someone to put their full weight on top of me so I can decompress like a pancake and then I’ll return the favor.

[acknowledgetheabsurd]

"...I know what kind of life I'd have. I wouldn't make an experiment out of my life: I would be the experiment of my life. Yes, I know what passion would fill me with all its power. Before, I was too young. I got in the way. Now I know that acting and loving and suffering is living, of course, but it's living only insofar as you can be transparent and accept your fate, like the unique reflection of a rainbow of joys and passions which is the same for everyone."

-Albert Camus, A Happy Death

[larkermarker]

Your fixation on Eddsworld may be fading now. But one day it will return. It will grip its claws into you, dragging you back into the abyss.

You cannot escape. It is inevitable.

[metathefool]

You are under attack

[ruinedcrown]

" I will marry all of you... But you must also be prepared to DIE for me. So we may be together for all eternity. "

[starshadow8991]

"I found you~"