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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
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AnasAbdin
todays bird
Kiana Khansmith
if i look back, i am lost
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz
Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@metathefool
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
come play SIGNALIS we got
doomed yuri
time loop
pathetic man
cool women (many)
this thing
The Horrors
Meat
cyborgs
doomed yuri
fun puzzles
open ended story
did i mention doomed yuri
the shit you get for trying to make scenic gifsets of the nightmare frontier
My emotions about space travel, and the history of, are strong today.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
That last fatal scream tho
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
i’m crying
I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it
IT’S BACK
HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK
IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?
re-blogging again xD
what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂
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Funky Crab Monday 🦀🥳🎉
Maybe it's naive of me, but whenever I see portraits like this, with just a father and daughter, it restores my faith in humanity a little. Because people seem to love this idea that fathers never loved their daughters in the past and only saw them as bargaining chips for marriage or whatever, but look at the guy in the first portrait on the left, he loves that little girl! And the dad trying to do his work while his daughter bothers him with an Old Timey Barbie. The man teaching his daughter geography, his expression is so soft! The way the man in the last portrait holds the little girl's hand! And none of these are incidental, these aren't photographs, someone (probably the father) paid good money and sat down for hours so that they could have a painting of themselves and their daughter. Probably because they loved their daughter.
From left to right: 1795 Michał Jerzy Mniszech with his daughter Elżbieta - Marcello Bacciarelli; Christopher Anstey and his daughter Mary Ann by William Hoare 1776; A Musician and His Daughter by Thomas de Keyser 1629; The Geography Lesson (Portrait of Monsieur G. and His Daughter), 1812; Jean-baptiste Isabey And His Daughter; Portrait of a Young Girl and Older Man by William Harrison Scarborough
(this is probably somewhat related to my other favourite genre of painting, Husband With Multiple Kids Making Come Hither Eyes At His Wife)
My specific criteria for this genre: cannot have the mom (then it's a family portrait, not a father/daughter), cannot have any male children included (see family portrait), and it's cuter if the girl is younger
happy ides of march i 3D modelled Caesar so i could make him do fortnite dances
needs a transcription added
Transcript:
(avocado mixing noises)
(echoey "Free-sha-voca-do")
"Since my kids are off to college and I live alone, it would be really easy for me to just not do great meals."
(vague farting noises)
"Sometimes at the end of a work day I'm just tired"
(long echo of the word "tired")
"And that's okay. Sometimes I just choose to do a quick and easy meal."
(jaunty music)
"But, I always feel better when I take the time to care for myself a little bit more, with food"
(wet squishing noises, followed by a slurp and "mmm")
(screams, burning noises, and smoke detector beeps overlap)
(a pause, then rapid scatting)
(the smoke detector noises continue)
"I like my eggs really cooked, I can't do runny yolks, but you do you."
"Instant yummy breakfast."
(intense sipping noises)
"I'm just taking in a moment to really enjoy the flavor, the taste."
(snorty inhale)
"the smells, the colors."
(fart noise)
"Having a sensory experience of taking in some food helps me feel cared for as I start my day."
(crunchy eating noises)
(jazz music fades in)
"So, the next time you feel like 'Oh, I think I'll just open a box of crackers for dinner, I'm not feeling it', um, just think about how much better your own system will feel when you create something delicious and colorful and more tasty for yourself. Take the time to feed yourself well, and you won't regret it."
(very distorted) "I hope you take good care of yourself, today too, with food, and in all the other ways. Instant yummy breakfast."
