#accident prone

[theknucklehead]

My lord, could Marcy be anymore accident prone?

[askamodblog]

gives u a banan

T⍑ᒷ !¡ᔑ╎リ ᔑリ↸ ʖᒷℸ ̣ ∷ᔑ||ᔑꖎ 𝙹⎓ !¡ᔑᓭℸ ̣ ꖎ╎⍊ᒷᓭ ∷⚍リᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑∷𝙹⚍⊣⍑ ᒲᒷ.

"It couldn't have been them... could it-??"

[mscaptmarvel]

Carol Danvers and her injured arm

[kozardice]

my dumb bitch ass istg

i was horny and so i thought yeah let me jack it. i dropped a HUGE extension cord cube thing on my foot. CORNER OF THE CUBE HIT. screamed out loud. foot is purple. boner is gone.

do not be like kozmo.

[therealhelenasandoval]

Painted my nails. Then got into a fight with a wildberry bush...

I mean, the berries were awesome. So definitely worth it.

[crmsnmth]

Clumsy Endearing

She trips over the quiet between steps apologizes to door frames laughs when gravity wins and the world forgives her for it

Her hands are always late spilling light, knocking stars from tables, dropping words she didn’t mean to lose I fall for her the way she falls unexpected, sincere with a sound that startles the heart awake

She bruises her knees on mornings burns toast into small comets forgets where she put her fear Yet somehow she remembers me the way my name softens when she says it wrong

Loving her is learning new balance how chaos can be gentle how mistakes make room for wonder how every stumble is a choreography that leads us close

If love is a leap she takes it sideways, laughing and I follow grateful for the fall

[mycomatosedreamworld1]

[thequeen-afterdark]

Broken ankle = dark humor Lynn

Let the shit show(posting) begin.