#ace!chris

[i-read-good-books]

ace!chris headcanons

chris has little to no sexual interest (although he’s not sex-repulsed) but his very sexual expression is based on imitating others around him and overcompensating. he kinda likes it now, tho

everyone thinks chris is sleeping with literally all of switzerland. you fools, they have chocolate there

chris’s boyfriend isn’t ace but he’s still the best cuddler in the world so who’s really winning here

chris has sex sometimes but he usually just masturbates ‘cause it’s easier

chris seems very intimating at first but he takes young ace skaters into his wing and he will Hurt you if you dare touch them

chris wishes everyone could be naked all the time. whats the big deal with being naked

chris’s parents are okay with his aceness but they are not okay with having to clean come off his skating outfits

chris likes touching other people’s butts but sometimes he makes peeps uncomfortable and hes learning that not everyone’s boundaries are the same

“oh my god, are you like, a plant” “a poisonous one please get the fuck out of my face you emo blue turtle shell”

chris’s boyfriend doesnt understand why chris wont just let him wear his ace pride shirt. no, christophe, it doesn’t matter if he’s wearing red jeans with it

chris’s instagram is full of chris wearing an ace pride flag speedo and it’s The Best

More to come my friends

[ask-chrisyoi]

Headcanon-time!

This time - on Chris’ sexuality

Chris is definetely the most sexual character in the anime, there’s no denying that. I mean, we get introduced to this beautiful Swiss with him taking a hold of Yuuri’s butt, and the steamy-ness doesn’t stop there. *Cough* SP *cough* So… my headcanon probably won’t make sense at first, since I’m going against all of that. I firmly believe that Chris is homoromantic asexual.

Chris knows that his body is attractive (or steaming, if that’s more fitting.) So, he’s of course going to exploit that, both on and off the ice. He’ll work what he’s got to gain an extra edge on his competitors. But, I have a feeling that it’s all a mask for him, something he can turn off when he’s alone or with his s/o.

“But that doesn’t make sense at all!” I hear you ask. “What about his rinkgasms?!” (yes, that is a word now)

Chris does get aroused when he’s on the ice, and that arousal leads to orgasms at some points. But, and this is a big but(t) (hehehehe), just because he gets turned on out there, doesn’t mean he wants sex. Chris is a guy that likes cuddles and snuggling instead of sex, he likes being affectionate to his s/o, but he has no interest himself to “get it on.”

I’m not saying that Christophe is a man of celibacy. Even I see that that would be streching it a lot. I mean, if his s/o wants to be “intoxicated”, Chris will of course get his mask on again to please them.

So to sum things up:

He falls in love with men, and he can have sex if they want to. But Chris himself won’t take initiative, since he’s not doing it for him. He can, and will be sexy. Though in reality, he’s just a guy who wants to snuggle up next to his s/o and watch netflix ^^

[asexy-ragehappy]

love or salvation - Chapter 3

Author: Kazoobie (Aubreylia)

Link: ao3

asexual!Chris

Ship: Miles/Chris WC: <1000 (exact unsure) Rating: T

Warnings: internalised acephobia

Notes: a chapter from a story of a set of drabbles on the theme of soulmates.